A senior guy in Harvard is dared to pick a random number on his phone and talk to them every day for two weeks. Not knowing that he would be talking to the super sensitive, mouth vomiting, Santana-Daire. His childhood best friend he up and ditched...
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Santana-Daire/Ryder Shaw
What's your funniest memory?
Uh.. Hello to you to Lol
Yeah yeah, just tell me what your favorite memory was.
Ohkay then. This is a drunk memory so I'm gonna have to ask Vincent to revamp my mind.
Vincent?
Yeah, Vincent Alexander? Nevermind, you probably won't remember.
Probably not.
LOL
.......
Ok, this was.....senior year, and I really can't believe I did this.
Just tell me, Winters
Um, I was sitting there one night, it was a huge party and I thought it was boring af so I kinda occupied myself by seeing how long I could drink.
Really? I thought you'd no better
Sorry Dad, anyway. I sat there and after about ten shots in a row, I got hot so I might have taken my clothes off. But it's okay, I was wearing Victoria Secret so I didn't embarrass myself too much. Anyways, I got a little drunk and grabbed a knife.
?????
Then I got Vincent to throw fruit at me.
And I was yelling fruit ninja.
............
I know your laughing Ryder, gosh.
Well, were you any good at it?
I had bruises the size of watermelons.
Oh, that's gold! Hahaha
Anyway, enough about little ole me...I gotta go, Vincents taking me out. See ya!
