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My Royal pain (male!himidere x Reader)

"Really, I'd rather die."  Haruka sighs as he flips his blue hair. This was the third one today. As the girl screamed and ran out of the classroom, (Y/N) walked in. She was new here and hadn't the slightest clue as to what was happening.

"What's up with that?" You question. He looks at you obviously disgusted.

"How dare you question me!" he exclaimed and threw his hands down.

"Whatever," you sigh. "Are you... Haruka Isamu?" you question.

"Yes, no, no, I don't want to be friends." he said rapidly, shocking you.

"Dude, I just came to give you history homework, as Ms. Ana asked. Don't get your skivvies in a twist." you sigh. His dumbfounded look turned into one of disgust again.

"Well, since you interrupted my beauty sleep, you can do it." he said while lying back down.

"No way in hell! I have my own stuff to do asshead!" you yell at Haruka. "And just because I intterupted something doesn't mean that you can blame me! Jeez I can't wait for graduation, because of idiots like you!"

Haruka didn't like this, and was now standing- towering over you. His big metallic purple eyes squinting you down.

"Oh, and who are you to say this?" he questions, nose upturned. "To just say that the chairman's son is lazy? Why did you come here again? Because you instigated a fight at school and were expelled? Sorry, peasant but I don't think that your little, argument is going to win in this fight. Do my work for a month and I'll give you mercy." he walked over to you so your scowling faces were inches apart. 

"No." firmly stated, you turn on your heel.

"W-what?" Haruka was dumbfounded. Before you walk out, you turn and scowl at him again.

"No." you said.

She's interesting. Doesn't she know I'm the hottest most wanted guy in school?

"It's true, everyone wants me." he was talking to himself.

Anyone would love to do that for me. And she just thinks she can say no? Ha, I'll make her say yes willingly! It'll  be easy, too.

..........le time skip brought to you by: my Spanish final..................

"Oh the nerve of some people here, they all think the are royalty! Don't they!" you growl, giving a scary death glare towards two girls who scurried on their way. "And bringing up the incident! Who does he think he is?"

...........Le flashback brought to you by: my science finals..............

"(Y/N)-Chaaannn~" purred your boyfriend, Hikaru. "You said that we'd go get American food later! When do you want to go?" his quizzical look was adorable.

Well...

............Le flashback timeskip brought to you by: my history finals.......

At your favorite restaraunt, Hikaru told you after the two of you ate.

"(Y/N), I... I... I only have a month to live." you couldn't remember anything after that, your brain going fuzzy.

Le timeskip brought to you by: my stress level.

You wore black for a month after his death, the last person you really cared about, gone. When in morning, don't bother a girl. Apparently, an asshole named Ichiro had approached you.

"Hikaru is long gone! Why waste time crying?" he went home with a broken nose, a black eye and a busted lip. You were expelled.

.....le end of flashback..........

You were biting your lip, clenching your fists, and trying not to cry.

"It's not my fault~" your voice breaks. After being expelled your drunk uncle got angry and sent you here, to boarding school, which you were happy about but you didn't get to bring Sir Stuffigen, your teddy bear that Hikaru bought you for your birthday.

"It's all... My fault." tears slipped past your face. Running back to the dorms now, you didn't realize that Haruka was walking down the hallway you turn to get to your dorm.

Arms skimming, you glanced up, just long enough for him to see your red eyes from crying. Zooming past to your dorm, you pulled your hand away from your face long enough to flip him off.

Oh god, we caused that, didn't we?

"Shut up"

Wait, did we just... Did she... Flip us off?!?

"HEY!"

shit. She hates us, right? This will still be a piece of cake. Her eyes were red from crying. We are in so much trouble.

"Ya no shit sherlock." he walked away. Glancing at two girls who were trying to have a conversation.

"Hey." they turned and saw him, blushing slightly and giggling. "Look do you know who (Y/N) is?"

"Kinda," they say in unison.

"She in her own dorm, its really weird." said one, a blond with blue eyes.

"Ya, poor thing, she's our neighbor and sometimes we can here her listening to depressing songs and crying herself to sleep." said the other, with black hair and brown eyes.

"Actually, it's kinda creepy." they say in unison again.

"Do you girls know anything else?" Haruka asked.

"Well, Airi, do we?" asked the black haired girl.

"Dunno, Aimi, do we?" said Airi.

"No don't think so." they say in unison again.

"Aimi, does Haruka like (Y/N)?" Airi giggled.

"I think he does." Aimi giggled as well.

"Well~ lets help him out!" Airi skipped down the hall and Aimi followed. They went back and grabbed Haruka by the wrists.

"H-Hey! Lemme go! I don't wanna see the peasant! She isn't even on my status level! I am her senpai! Aimi! Airi! No!" they shoved him inside their dorm.

He sighed.

"Fucking little sisters best friends." that was true. Aimi and Airi were twins, and they were his sisters own playmates.

"I hate both of you." he sighed.

"Haruka shut up. We're the ones helping you!" they said.

"I don't even want to see her! I barely even know her eye color!" Haruka exauhsted.

"Well, try to remember!" Aimi sighed as Airi pulled his jacket off.

"HEY! What the hell!"

"Everytime you don't answer"

"We'll take a piece of clothing off and put it on (Y/N)'s bed!" Airi and Aimi were entering some dangerous shit. He was furious! He was gonna have them kicked out faster then you could say-
"Just wait till we get to the underwear! Then we could just toss him on!" the twins giggled.

"H-Her eyes were (E/C)! (E/C)! Her beautiful eyes were (E/C)." Haruka said panicked.

"Aimi he actually called them beautiful!" said Airi, giving him his jacket back.

"Fuck both of you to the point of extinction."

"Double same."

"Triple."

(A/N another part two, I can't tell you how long this was in my drafts, that I wrote, because I don't have, *inhales* REQUESTS! P.S. Aimi has the black hair and Airi is the blond.)