To Be a DC Superhero [septiplier version]

M e a t b a l l

"Hello This is The Subway Delivery what would you like to order?"

"Who's your favorite DC superhero?"

" ... Thor?"

"You're dead. To me."

"So-what would you like to order?"

"A Meatball with Lettuce and mayo. Thanks."

"Alright, your-"

"Wait!"

"Yes?"

"Can I have extra cheddar cheese? I forgot to tell you."

"Sure. Your sandwich will be there in twenty minutes."

"Thanks! But you're still dead to me."

"Alright, kiddo."

"Why does everyone call me a child?"

"Excuse me?"

Beep beep beep

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