To Be a DC Superhero [septiplier version]

P i c k l e s

"Hello this is The Subway Delivery what would you like to order?"

"I'd like to order a Batman, thank you."

"Jack! Hello again."

"Hey-so I was wondering ... why did you ask if I had a girlfriend?"

"I just wanted to know if you had a shoulder to lean on, at least."

"I'm surprised you even care."

"Why?"

"Because I am literally nothing to you! I ... you wouldn't care if I stopped calling, now would you?"

"O-of course I would. Work is boring."

"Thanks for not hanging up on me ... it means a lot-you have no idea."

"It's fine. You're damaged enough anyway, I don't think you'd like anymore ruckus."

"Anyways, would you tell me a story, Batman?"

"A-a story?"

"Yes. A story."

"Wh-what kind?"

"Any interesting incident that happened to you."

"Well I swallowed bubblegum before."

"what happened?"

"So I was running outside with two of my friends, and they dared me to tap their shoulder. So we kept running around, and while we were running around I forgot what I was chewing was bubblegum so I-"

"Swallowed it. You swallowed it."

"Yep. Had to get it dislodged from my throat because it stuck to it instead of going down my system."

"So how did you get it dislodged?"

"When I accidentally swallowed it, I stopped chasing them and pointed to my throat as I was coughing again and again, so the guy I was chasing got behind me and squeezed the gum out of me."

"Oh wow, did you collapse?"

"I mean ... I fell on top of him."

*chuckles* "you're lucky your friends didn't run off."

"I guess yea, I was."

"I gotta go." "Jack c'mon! We'll be late!" "Bye!"

"Bye ... "