To Be a DC Superhero [septiplier version]

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"Hello this is The Subway Delivery, what would you like to order?"

"Have you gotten a live yet?"

"Yea-I have. My favorite DC superhero is Batman."

"Huh. Well mine's the Flash."

"Oh. Anyways, I don't suppose you're here just to talk to me, are you?"

"Why not?"

"Because this is an ordering service."

"You seem nice. I think I'd enjoy talking to you."

"Back at you, Jack,"

"How the fuck do you know my name?"

"C'mon, don't pretend your family doesn't order from us every Friday night."

"Right. Well-I'd like a-"

"Meatball sandwich is lettuce and mayo?"

"You know me so well."

"Your sandwich will be there in fifteen minutes."

"Thank you-bye."

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