To Be a DC Superhero [septiplier version]

O n i o n s

"Hello this is The Subway Delivery what would you like to order?"

"Hey Batman."

"Oh! Um-Jack I was ... expecting you."

"Sure you were."

"Anyways-it's your turn to tell me a story."

"What do you mean?"

"I've told you an incident that happened to me, now you tell me an incident that happened to you."

"Well, okay. Hmm ... ah. So you know those spitballs right? The ones you put in a straw and blow out to hit someone with the spitball?"

"Yea."

"Well when one of my teachers said that 'I embarrass her by being bisexual' I got mad and made a spitball, shoved it in a canteen straw I found lying around, and since I was mad, I breathed heavily, and accidentally-"

"Swallowed it. You accidentally swallowed it."

"Yep ... so I guess we're not so different."

"I guess we aren't." "Mark! WE NEED MORE ONIONS!" "Sorry I gotta-"

"Can I have your number at least?"

"My number? Uh ... "

"It's-it's okay to say no."

"Yea-sure here. ********"

"Thanks."

"MARK!"

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