Kuro no bas, Show!

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A/N:This is just another weird oneshot by yours truly :) keep reading ne?

my hyper activity is now on loose, so please... I dunno haha just read ;) ja!

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 The Kuro no bas, Epic shooooooow!

Starring:

Kuroko as Kuro chin

Kise as Kise

Aomine as himself (ore)

Akashi as the guy with scissors

Murasakibara as Atsushi

Midorima as Nanodayo

And Author Chan as Reporter Chan

One day, Author chan, decided to make her own talk show.  Of course, with the help of our oh so adorable GOM.

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Author/Reporter chan (while holding a microphone)  Good evening mina! Tonight, we are gathered here today, as we celebrate the opening of this request fanfic  zoooone! (Applause)

Aomine: Did I hear, zoooooooooooooooooone?

Author chan (pushes Daiki to the back of the stage) eheeeem! It’s not his turn yet!

Aomine: I’m in da zooooone!

Author chan: oi Aho! Stay out, I’m still talking!

(GOM started to appear without care)

Kuroko: Domo,

Kise: Hiya-chi!

Midorima: Today’s horoscope for Cancer… (Author chan listens, I’m a Cancer too!)  For male, cancers, it’ll be a lucky day… but for female cancers… prepare to… Dye, your hair.

Author chan: What?! Die!? I will DIE?

Midorima: Dye, like… COLOR your hair

Author chan: Youkata…

Akashi: (snips) (snips)  Want me to CUT your—

Author chan: Don’t EVEN THINK ABOUT IT! (GRABS SCISSORS)

Atsushi: what’s a DYE? Can I eat it? 

Kise: it actually comes with different colors!,

Atsushi: like rainbow pops?!

Kuroko: No, you cannot eat DYE.

Aomine: Because you might DIE? (tries to joke)

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