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{Thanks To RoseXesoR For Giving Me This, And You Can Request Any Christmas Song With What Country To Sing It!}

You're a pervert Mr.Frog, you really are an eel
{France: Angleterre you better stop singing}

You're as cuddly as Germany, you're as charming as China
Mr. Frog! You're as bad as America's food!
{Anerica: Dude, if you try it, I'm sure you'll like it!}

You're corrupt, Mr, Frog! Your hearts an empty hole, your brain is full of dirt, you've got nothing in your soul, Mr. Frog!
I wouldn't touch you with a 39 in a half, foot pole!
{America: Dude, you're lying! I saw-*England covers his mouth*}

You're a vile one, Mr. Frog, your woman have never shave! You have all the sweetness of a possessive Belarus, Mr.Frog! Given the choice between the two of you.... I'd take the possessive Belarus!

You're a foul one, Mr. Frog! You're a nasty little skunk! Your heart is full of oil, your soul is full of nothing Mr. Frog!

The best three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: NASTY, DELUSIONAL COUNTRY!

You're rotting, Mr. Frog, you're the king of sinful thoughts! Your hearts a wilting rose, with no color what so ever, Mr. Frog! Your soul is falling apart, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable!
Your hair is mangled up in tangled up knots!

You nauseate me, Mr. Frog! With a nauseus super nauseating laugh! You're a crooked, jockey, and you drive a crooked haus, Mr. Frog! You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich, don't forget my spells!

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