America: What's up dudes and dudettes, welcome to America!
America: I'm gonna tell you the awesome things about being America.
1. We got 50 states
2. We aren't Canadia
3. We have good food
4. We aren't England
5. We definitely aren't England
6. We got free speech
Stranger: What about your health care, and school?
America: We're rich......
{The cringe is real with me}
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Hetalia Zodiacs
RandomWelcome, I am a big fan of Hetalia (hetalia doesn't belong to me or the pictures, so thank you to the artists, and the only thing I own is this story.) Highest ranks (so far) #3 -- Zodiac #9 -- Virgo #9 -- Scorpio #9 -- Pisces #10 -- Libra #10...
