Hetalia Zodiacs

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Failed Pick-Up Lines {Also some are really cringy}

Aries|
England: You wanna see my big ben?
Aries: Eww I hate creepypasta
England: What?
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Taurus|
America: You know what this shirt is made out of?
Taurus: Cotton?
America: No
Taurus: Pretty sure it's cotton
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Gemini|
Prussia: Would you like mien awesome five meters?
Gemini: Oh do you mean your five centimeters?
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Cancer|
China: Do you know how long the wall of China is?
Cancer: 5,500 miles, which is longer then any old man's dick
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Leo|
Japan: If you were in a dating sim I would choose you
Leo: Okay, so thank God I'm real
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Virgo|
Denmark: I would remove every chair in the world just so you can sit on my face
Virgo: ............I would sit on the ground.......
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Libra|
France: You're like my little toe, because I'll bang you on the bed especially
Libra: *Walks Away*
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Scorpio|
Estonia: Hey let's play "carpenter" first we get hammered and then I nail you
Scorpio: You didn't bring enough wood
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Sagittarius|
America: Can I buy you a drink
Sagittarius: I'd rather have the money
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Aquarius|
Turkey: Hey baby what's your sign
Aquarius: Stay away
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Pisces|
Prussia: You know, there should be a warning on my duck saying 'choking hazard'
Pisces: Isn't that a lable they put on small objects?