Random Group Texts (Youtubers)

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A/N: pRETEND THIS WAS POSTED ON MONDAY DONT @ ME

Sydney: mErRy ChRiStMaS iDiOtS
Sydney: you know what would make this chat better?
Sydney: finn wolfhard n noah schnapp n mbb n gaten mozzarella n caleb mclaughinmyheadoff n sadie kitchensink

Sydney added Finn, Noah, Millie, Gaten, Caleb, and Sadie to the group

Sydney: mY CHILDREN
Finn: we aren't THAT much younger than you
Sydney: shut it wolfhard
Finn: you shut it howell
Millie: this went from 0-100 real quick
Sydney: you wanna fight millie
Sydney: cash me outside how bout dat
Dan: what even is happening
Sydney: your mom
Sydney: is an amazing human
Dan: yeah she is you know why?
Sydney: no do tell kind sir
Dan: cause she made me 😏
Sydney: I swear on your family dog colin's life that I will slug you
Dan: tRy Me WiFeY
Sydney: iS tHaT a ThReAt, mR. hOwElL?
Dan: mAyBe iT iS mRs. HoWeLl
Dan: no actually pls don't slug me ily
Sydney: that's what I thought
Brendon: I don't understand
Noah: bRENDON MY BOI HI
Brendon: nOAH MY LIL MAN HEYO
Sydney: you've never greeted me that excited ;-;
Sydney: *is offended*
Ryan: HI SYDNEY
Sydney: OMG RYAN HI
Sydney: aT LEAST SOMEONE GETS EXCITED OVER MY PRESENCE
Dan: I get excited over ur presence
Sydney: yeh but like
Sydney: I see you all da time
Sydney: I've never met half of these peeps in person so I wanted some action
Dan: I see how it is
Dan: don't appreciate wut u have
Sydney: I know what you're doing sir and it ain't workin
Sydney: if ya want cuddles just ask
Tyler: wait I'm confused
Sydney: why is that, mr. joseph?
Tyler: why is the cast of Stranger Things in this chat now?
Sydney: cause it's a free country
Tyler: touché
Sydney: to touch
Jenna 💛: huh?
Sydney: touché means to touch en français
Jenna 💛: again, huh?
Sydney: lol it means to touch in french
Jenna 💛: oh lol
Dan: you weirdo go to bed
Sydney: you're such a hypocrite
Dan: so what? I'm the man of the house anyhow
Sydney: eXcUsE mE
Dan: ...
Dan: ... imma start runnin
Sydney: ok jk you are but that doesn't gIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO BE A HYPOCRITE SIR
Dan: oK OK UR RIGHT IM SRRY
Sydney: stop talking like that you're typing like you're a 13 year old fangirl
Dan: how did you know??
Sydney: i want a divorce

A/N: sYDNEY IS OBVS JOKING SHED NEVER DIVORCE HER BOO OK THATS ALL LOVE YOU GUYS UR THE BAEST

i really need to stop ok bye