Pick up lines

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by flickerharry_

by flickerharry_

Bill:

-Is really awkward

-stutters more than usual

-the boi is just adorable

-"I-I'm n-not an or-organ donor,b-but I'll b-be h-h-happy to g-g-give you m-my h-heart"

Richie:

-smooth ass motherfucker

-very fucken flirty

-"You Sexy, You Fine. I Really Wanna Make You Mine."

-*wenk*

Stan:

-oh you thought dis boi is innocent?

-noodle head ain't the same with you

-he's an absolute fucking pervert

-"Wanna play "kite"? I lay down, you blow and we'll see how high you can make me."

Ben:

- cheesy af

- tries to be chill

- "Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?"

-*le blush*

Mike:

-Is very bad at it

- "Can I punch you in the face.. [pause] ..with my lips?"

-*awkward silence*

-"umm.."

Beverly:

-is a pro at it

-as smooth as pancakes

-VERY DIRTY

- "Your body is a Wonderland an I'd like to be Alice" ;)