(whoever made this, wow um screw you)
Aries: a reality check
Taurus: a line of coke and a karaoke machine
Gemini: a slap and a mood stabilizer
Cancer: a box of tissues and a block of chocolate
Leo: a room without mirrors
Virgo: a xanax
Libra: a backbone
Scorpio: to be escorted into hell(okay wow)
Sagittarius: to sit still
Capricorn: a joint
Aquarius: to listen to some jazz
Pisces: to stop the double persona thing
