Rick's GenderBend • Morty

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You and Morty take a seat next to each other, this teacher looks like someone, wait....

Morty's POV

"Good *ERuP* Morning, do what you want, I *ErUp don't care." said the Teacher.

All the kids went out of the room, and hung out, outside.

He turns around

"RICK?!?" I shout.

"It's *RRRP* Mr. Sanchez, to you." He winks.

"What up Rick." Y-N pats Rick on his shoulder.

He looks at her face.

"What the fuck happened?" Rick grabs Y-N's hand and mine, pulls us aside.

"Morty was getting the shit beat outta him. So I kicked that motherfucker's ass!" Y-N pulls out her gun and flips is and blows on it.

"Damn!! You fucked someone up already! Badass!" Rick grins, he seems proud? Why does he act this way toward her, and not me? Does he favor her more?

"Let's fix you up." Rick pulls Y/N aside further from me.

"Y/N, I'm glad I gave you that gun." Rick takes a sip from his flask.

"Why did you come and substitute Rick? You too smart to be a sub." Y/N asks.

They are so loud, fuck.

"I came here to steal some *ERUP* shit, I'm not gonna pay a hella lot of money for some *ERUP* wack ass supplies. Plus, I'm too lazy to make my own at the moment." Rick takes another sip.

"Y-N, protect Morty, okay? Ricks don't give Mortys gun, that's the last thing I'll ever *ERUP* do." He frowns. I frown too.

"So where did you send that *ERUP* son of a bitch? Blender Dimension?" He stares at me, and pulls me toward them.

"I wish.. Morty was all like, "Y-YOU SENT H-HIM TO THE BLENDER DIMENSION?"" She's mocking me again, she sticks her tounge out at me.

"You're, like a g-genderbend of Rick, y-you know that Y-y/N?" Rick and Y/N give each other glares, then we burst into laughter.

"Me, and him!"
"Me and her!"
They say together.

"That's funny I'm more badass then him/her!" They say in union once more.

"What did you say?" Rick looks at Y/N.

"No, what did you SAY?" Y/N matches Rick's volume, raising it slightly higher. Matching her height, almost as tall as Rick.

"I fucked someone up today!" Y/N argues.

"Pfft..I do that on a daily.." Rick response, as irritated as Y/N is.

"I have some badass moves and threats, *Erup* ....bitch." Rick flips Y/N off.

"Is that so?" Y/N grabs Rick's middles finger, cocks his hand back, and presses Rick against the blackboard.

"I'll brake you, like a piece of glass." Y/N smirks and twists Rick's middle finger.

"*erUP* F-FUCK! JESUS! SON OF A *ERUP* BITCH!"

"Who's Badass now?" Y/N smirks.

"ME!" Rick yells.

Y/N twists his finger even more.

"GODDAMN *ERUP* YOU!! YOU!!!"

Y/N let's go of her grip, and let's Rick free.

"GODDAMN, WHAT THE FUCK IS *RRRUP* WRONG WITH YOU?" Rick rubs his middle finger.

"Everything." Y/N sighs.

"You ALMOST- wait, what did you say?" Rick asks, he's looking at Y/N with "I know how you feel." Eyes.

"Wubba lubba dub dub." Rick sighs ruffling Y/N's hair.

"Wubba lubba dub, dub." Y/n says in return.

How does she know what that means?

"Hey Rick?" Y/n grabs Rick's hand.

"I'm sorry, for almost breaking your hand, I didn't mean too." Y/n gives his finger a slight kiss.

"Alcohol." She points to his flask.

"Want some?" He offers his flask to her.

Why the fuck is he being so nice to her? I'M HIS GRANDSON! IMMA STAB  A BITCH!

I'm pissed?

"Hand it over."

Y/N drinks?

She takes a sip, wipes her mouth with her sleeve and hands it back to Rick.

Y/N is crying?

"Shhhh, don't cry *rrp* now, sunshine." Rick hugs her.

"OKAY WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON??" I jump in.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP *ERUP* MORTY!! IF YOU CARED ABOUT HER, YOU'D KNOW!" Rick's defending?

"I d-do-." Rick cuts me off.

"JUST SHUT YOUR FUCKING FACE OKAY? DON'T YOU GET IT FUCK FACE?" Rick pats Y/N's back.

"Let's leave this hell hole?" Rick asked Y/N.

"Is after school okay, I don't want my mom asking so many questions." Y/n wipes her tears.

"Okay, I mean, you're smart enough, hell, you could probably skip this grade, fuck it! Graduate already!"
Rick makes Y/N smile.

"True.." Y/N giggles.

"I'll see you after school then?" Rick pats Y/N head.

"Of course." She responded.

The bell rings, Y/N leaves without me.

"Rick I-" I can't even finish.

"I don't wanna hear *Erup* you."

Why were they so mad at me?

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This will all add up soon, I promise.

Deuces~Author-Chan
SenseiSaitama1

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