4 Dating Scenarios(Camp Camp)

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There's this thing I always see called Boyfriend Scenarios and I wanted to try it out...

Max
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You: Max...are you still mad?

Max: No

You: You sure?

Max: Yes.

You: So you aren't mad?

Max: YES! I SAID IT THE FIRST TIME IM FINE!

You: Then hug me.

Max: GO HUG HARRISON YOU DIRTY BI-

Neil
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You: Neil!

Neil: Go away I'm working!

You: Screw you. *walks away*

Nikki
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Nikki: Y/N!!

You: Oh Hey Nik-......WHAT IS THAT!?

Nikki: I killed a squirrel for you...

You:...

Me: Now that's true love.

David
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You: Davey-

David: That NickName brings back trauma I experienced as a child so please do not use it.

You: Are you Okay?

David: Y-yeah why wouldn't I be?

You:....

David: FINE! IM DYING INSIDE! EVERYDAY THESE KIDS ARE SCREAMING IN MY MIND AND THEY'RE IN MY NIGHTMARES!

You:......omg Davey

David: HOLY S-

Daniel
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Daniel: You're not seeing anyone else are you?

You: No Daniel I'm not.

Daniel: Because if you are I will rip my competition to shreds and make sure I will bathe in their blood and consume their insides.

You:...Aww how sweet!

Gwen
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*You and Gwen cuddling watching Trash TV*

You: RIP HER WEAVE OFF BITCH!

Gwen: HELL YEAH!

Jasper
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You: Wait What did you say?

Jasper:...Home skillet?

You:...WHEN WERE YOU BORN!?

Jasper: In the 1900's.

You: YOUR A MIDGET PEDOPHILE!

Jen
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Jen: I find you tolerable. Date?

You: Well, um...

Jen: Say yes or get stabbed.

You: I'd love too!

Tell me if you want these dating scenarios with the other campers.

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