(The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee)
^ Had to put it down here it's a longass title but I luv it.
~~~~~~~~~~~
Logainne: Can we just stop and talk about how weirdly amazing Leaf is?
Marcy: Oh yeah, all day everyday.
William: Never expected you to think someone else is amazing.
Marcy: Listen, I'm not heartless. Leaf Coneybear is oddly adorable.
Leaf: Adorable? I prefer smart.
William: Smart? Pfft-
Olive: Barf! Play nice.
Chip: Yeah, Barfee don't be a dick.
William: IT'S BARFEÊ AND! Don't call me a dick, especially if you're the one who can't keep a dick under control.
Chip: We do not speak of my unfortunate erection.
Leaf: I thought it was nice, especially since it was for my sister, Marigold. I think she'd appreciate it!
Olive: No Leaf....No.
Chip: I hoped she would. She did not. She called me a douchbag and pushed me down the bleachers.
Leaf: Oh...My sister can be mean.
Marcy: No Leaf, he deserved it.
Logainne: He very much did deserve it. Sorry to break it to you Leaf, Chip isn't as good as you think.
Leaf: Heh- what? Chip is the greatest!
William: HAH! Don't make me laugh.
Chip: The...greatest?
Leaf: Yeah! I mean, I think everyone is great but you're the greatest!
Chip: Oh, well Thank y-....o h n o
Leaf: And if you ask me I'm not the adorable one, you are.
Marcy: Oh god, Leaf how many times do I have to say no?
Olive: Yeah...not sure if I agree..
William: I don't agree at all. And I'm sure I don't.
Logainne: If you ask me he's the worst out of all of us.
Chip: Yes. Listen to them. Please stop.
Leaf: No no no no no
Chip: Leaf-
Leaf: You guys just don't know Chip the way I do.
Chip: Please-
Leaf: He can actually be really nice sometimes! Like he talks to me a lot, and it's pretty nice :3
William: Your able to have full conversations with this fuckboi?
Chip: Leaf please stop!
Leaf: What? Am I doing something wrong? What happened?
Chip: Something very...very... UNFORTUNATE has happened.
....
All: OOOOOHHH
William: Didn't know you could feel those kind emotions towards something other than boobs.
Chip: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BARF STICK
BONUS:
Marigold: Chip I'm sorry, I just...I think I prefer your older brother.
Chip: We're all good. I think I prefer your younger brother.
Marigold: Wha...
Chip: :/
~~~~
Okay that was something. I got into a new fandom. Wanted to talk about Leaf, William's last name and Chip's erection. So I made this.
Chip needs more attention. He may not be my favorite but he sure is something.
