31. If you have a pet who constantly tried to escape, then you don't have a pet. You have a prisoner.
32. Lawyers hope you get sued, doctors hope you get sick, cops hope you're criminal, mechanics hope you have car trouble, but only a thief wishes prosperity for you.
33. What if Boo's from Super Mario are the ghosts of all the Marios that died? That's why they can't look at your face.
34. What if Adam and Eve WERE the first two people on earth, physically and mentally perfect, and what the human race is now is the dumb and deformed result of years and years of inbreeding?
35.Twenty years ago, our internet couldn't work without our phones. Today our phones can't work without the internet.
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Randomhere are a bunch of awesome shower thoughts that really make you think... There will be 5 shower thoughts in each chapter *none of these are mine* credits go to whoever made them up Cover credit; @minchillipepper
