226. Tonight, the Moon will be visible from Earth. The last time this happened was last night.
227. If sat is the past tense of sit, then fat is the past tense of fit.
228. Earth is like that guy who knows exactly where to stand next to a bonfire.
229. In Harry Potter universe Ministry of Magic can detect magic use but can't find Death Eaters this way. It's probably because storebought wands are collecting and selling your data and Death Eaters are rooting & jailbreaking to remove MagicFacebook. Ollivander is the Mark Zuckerberg of HP Universe.
230.If all humans were given the ability to instantly teleport anywhere but 3000 randomly chosen people are sacrificed daily for this ability, most people probably wouldn't take it. But we pay this price for driving cars for far slower transportation.
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1000 shower thoughts!
Randomhere are a bunch of awesome shower thoughts that really make you think... There will be 5 shower thoughts in each chapter *none of these are mine* credits go to whoever made them up Cover credit; @minchillipepper
