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216. Since cotton is a crop, all cotton shirts are crop-tops

217. Women must find Dad jokes attractive, or they'd be known as bachelor jokes

218. If Russia is the motherland and Germany is the fatherland.... They must have one hell of a custody battle over poland...

219. Tom Hanks missed the opportunity to crash the latest marvel movie premier and apologize for ruining their Black Panther party.

220.You think in 50 to 100 years a love story movie about 9/11 will be made, like they did with Titanic?



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