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61. If anyone can find our perfect soulmates it’s google. They probably have all the info they need to find a perfect match for each and everyone of us

62. We see life at a resolution so high we need microscopes to see the ‘pixels’.

63. Instead of a Purge, all we need is a “Rat Poison Challenge” to get rid of all the idiots.

64. Lotteries should sell scratch-off tickets that would be guaranteed to win an amount that the customer chooses, to use as gifts. For example, you could buy a $50 winner for $50 (plus a small fee). People are much happier when they win $XX on a scratch-off than to receive $XX cash in a greeting card.

65 What if aliens believe there’s no life in Earth because it’s too warm and full of water

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