195. Since cats are known to eat people when they die, is their cute kneading actually them tenderizing us?
196. Much like Schrödinger's Cat, OP's mother also exists in an indeterminate quantum state: being simultaneously deeply unattractive and yet also having managed to sleep with just about everyone.
197.Somebody who thinks that feathers on dinosaurs would suddenly make them not-scary has never been chased by a goose
198. People who work for Microsoft go to work at Microsoft office.
199.The first 18 years of your life are free to play while the rest of your life is pay to win
200. If we pronounce cupboard as "cubbard", why don't we pronounce clipboard as "clibbard"?
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