BTS as your parents, pt1
To: Eomma and Appa
N A M J I N
You: eomma ㅠㅠ
Eomma: what's wrong m/n ?!
You: appa didn't want to buy me the new EXO album ㅠㅠ
Eomma: namjoon ! you know he loves EXO !
Appa: but why buy him an EXO album, when he can have one of ours ?
You: that's like telling tae 'why buy Gucci when you can have walmart' (¬_¬)
Eomma: take that back ! we're Gucci and EXO is walmart !
You: alright. think whatever you want. but can i at least have the new Got7 album ?
Eomma: of course ^^ right namjoon ?
Appa: i guess. Got7 is like Prada and we're Gucci. so yes, Got7 it is.
You: yay ! i can have yugyeom hyung's album ! (∩˃o˂∩)♡
Appa: i- yeah. you can.
Eomma: leave him alone namjoon
You: yeah, leave me alone appa
Appa: aLrIghT
You: thank you :)
V K O O K
You: ΔΓΞΠΩΣΘΨλς
Appa: um, m/n, did you have a seizure or something ? is your phone broken ? we can go get you another one.
You: no, it's eomma and i's language ^^
Appa: *facepalms* taehyung ! did you teach our child your weird alien language ?!
You: someone's jungshook 😂
Eomma: no. maybe. yes.
Appa: so do you understand what he just put ? and be quiet m/n.
Eomma: i actually do :)
Appa: and what would that be ?
Eomma: i can't say ^^ but SAME M/N ! how about we go by ourselves and leave jungkook here.
You: heck yeah ! let's go !
Appa: I WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT !
You: i'm gunna change your contact name to jungshook 😂
Jungshook: that's nice m/n. taehyung ! where are you two going ?
Eomma: no where, we'll be back in a bit ♡
tae never told jungkook that they went to go eat but they did take jungkook something back.
Y O O N M I N
You: eomma.. (T^T)
Eomma: what's wrong ?
You: junhui broke up with me :'(
Appa: WHERE DOES HE LIVE ?!
You: i thought you were busy writing a song appa
Appa: i was, until I saw that my baby was hurt
You: aren't you supposed to be swag though ?
Appa: well yeah, but you're hurt. so I'm going to be protective. so, do you know his address ?
You: yeah, it's 1713 shining diamond avenue
Appa: jimin, take care of him. i'll give you 30$ to go buy him ice cream and whatever snacks he wants.
Eomma: you got it.
You: thank you appa ! ^^ you're the best ! i love you !
Appa: anytime ♡
1 hour later
Appa: swag.
YOU ARE READING
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