When they get drunk and text you. BTS as your best friend.
J I N
SJ: hey
You: Hi
SJ: wat doin
You: Um, reading, what about you ?
SJ: partayin
You: Are you drunk ?
SJ: mabe
You: Do you need me to pick you up ?
SJ: plz
J I M I N
JM: Woooo ! BST ! BOIZ WIT FON
You: Okay first of all, it's BTS not Blood Sweat and Tears. Second, it's Boys With Fun. Third, are you drunk ?
JM: y u gotta aks so may quetsoins ?
You: Yup you're drunk. And I only asked one pabo
JM: yAh ! I oldr dan u !
You: Shut up, I'll be right there -_-
J U N G K O O K
JK: AAAHHHHH WOOOOOHHHHH A SARANGHAEYO !!
You: Gurae wolf naega wolf ?
JK: Yusssss ! EKSO sonbaynims :))
You: Jungkook its EXO and sunbaenims. Are you drunk
JK: is justin seagurl not jeongcook
You: ... Yeah okay
You: Do you need me to pick you up
JK: hu r u too juge mai lyfe ?!?!?
You: see you in a few
S U G A
SG: Ayo boi
You: Me ?
SG: yea, u. U c dis chayne ? Tree dolla $
You: Just stop
SG: aYo bOi
You: What ?
SG: I got swaeg
You: Yoongi
SG: u kNoW mA nAYmE ?!
You: Yoongi I'm your best friend
SG: dayum boi , u finna b somthein mor ?
You: You gon finna catch me~ Wait. You're drunk. I shouldn't be reciting lyrics.
SG: I WANT U TOO B MINE AGAN BABY~
You: I was never yours lol
SG: :(
You: I'll go pick you up 😂
SG: ;)
T A E H Y U N G
V: I c raynebowes n unikorns :D
You: Tae, are you high or drunk ?
V: bof
You: Nah I think you're just drunk
V: sorey jin huyng, mabe u cannt tuch da ski but I can :)))
You: Tae wtf
V: I'm tuching tha ski !!!
You: I'm picking you up right now
J - H O P E
JH: IM UR ANGLE
JH: JHOE
You: well. You're not wrong
JH: I WANNA FLY ! GOT7 ! WAIT FOR ME I WANNA FLY WITH YOU
You: Are you with the Got7 boys right now ??
JH: No
You: You sure
JH: Ye
You: Then where are you
JH: dk
You: Hobi, you're not in Seventeen. I'm going to pick you up
N A M J O O N
RM: BABY BOY~ WHAS YO NAME~ LEMME TALK TO YA~ LEMME BUY U A DRANK~
You: Tf lol
RM: m/n, u r sooooooo hansowme , did u no dat ?
You: No I didn't
RM: lol, Y/n, can I say somthif crazy ?
You: This better not be a line from frozen
RM: is not
You: Okay
RM: I think I luv u ?
You: Yeah okay 😂😂
RM: But I doooooo
You: Can I say something even crazier, lol
RM: sure ;)
You: You're drunk
You: I'm picking you up right now
RM: :(
YOU ARE READING
BTS Texts ! for male readers !
FanfictionJM: Is it weird that every time I see m/n, my dick gets a little hard ? You: LOL TOO MUCH INFORMATION JIMINIE - A book filled with different texting scenarios with BTS ～ (kinda gay, if not totally-) !! may contain some material not suitable for a...
