When you call them oppa. BTS as your boyfriend or best friend. (ik this is a book for male readers, but i found the concept funny. idk)
J I N
You: Oppa ㅠㅠ
SJ: Did... Did my jagi just call me oppa ?
You: ... Yes ?
SJ: Hold on, I'll be back in like an hour. I gotta go rethink everything in life
You: Seokjin ?
1 hour later
SJ: JAGI I LOVE YOU
J - H O P E
You: Hobi oppa (n'—｀n)
JH: ... Did you just call me oppa ?
You: What ? I like oppa more than hyung. Can I not call you oppa ?
JH: No no, go ahead
You: Fine, I won't say it anymore
JH: nO WAIT
S U G A
You: Yoongi oppa ^-^
SG: .. Say that again
You: What ? Yoongi oppa ?
SG: .. Marry me
You: what ?
SG: BOY I SAID MARRY ME
You: BUT I'M YOUR BEST FRIEND
SG: I DON'T GIVE A DAMN, I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. YOU CALLED ME OPPA. MARRY ME
You: OKAY
J I M I N
JM: Oh m/n~
You: yes oppa ?
JM: wait a minute.
You: ??
JM:
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You: Why are you Jungshook ? 😂
JM: You just called me oppa
You: Okay, so ? I can't call my boyfriend oppa ? I mean, I like it better than hyung-
JM: of course you can call me oppa. But now that you did it, CALL ME OPPA ALL THE TIME
You: Okay okay, oppa ;)
JM: That's ma boy ;))
J U N G K O O K
You: Oppa
You: Wait, shit. You don't like being called oppa
JK: yOU JUST CALLED ME OPPA
You: smh, no need to get offended Kooks (¬_¬) My mistake
JK: NO NO, CALL ME OPPA, I LIKE IT WHEN YOU CALL ME OPPA
You: Then in that case..
You: Oppa~ I love you~ ヽ(^ω^)ﾉ♡
JK: anD aeGyO sTOp dOINg thIs tO Me m/N
You: No, I do it because I love you, and I like to make you suffer *inserts evil laugh*
JK: ;)
You: nOT LIKE THAT
N A M J O O N
You: Namjoonie oppa ^^
RM: Am I dreaming ?
You: What ?
RM: Is this real life ?
You: Um, yeah, last time I checked, it was pretty real to me
RM: So I did see correctly
You: What ?
RM: You called me oppa
You: Yes, I did call you oppa , is that a problem ?
RM: No
10 minutes later
RM: DATE ME PLZ
T A E H Y U N G
You: Tae oppa, are you busy 🙄
V: （゜０゜）Did jagiya just call me .. OPPA ?!
You: Um, yes, I believe I did Tae
V: No no no, it is not "Tae" anymore jagi
V: It is now .. OPPA
You: Just like that ? In all caps too ?
V: no, just, oppa
You: Alright, "oppa"
V: That's more like it ! :)
You: You're really something oppa ^^ But I love you none the less ❤️
V: I love you too jagiya 💞
YOU ARE READING
BTS Texts ! for male readers !
FanfictionJM: Is it weird that every time I see m/n, my dick gets a little hard ? You: LOL TOO MUCH INFORMATION JIMINIE - A book filled with different texting scenarios with BTS ～ (kinda gay, if not totally-) !! may contain some material not suitable for a...
