Having a semi-normal conversation. BTS as your best friend.
J U N G K O O K
You: hey jungkook :)
JK: yes ?
You: m/n in your areaaaaaaaa !
JK: save me save me, i need your love before i fall, fall~
You: hwi param
JK: touch my body~
You: so don't play with me boy, buljangnan
JK: nae pi ttam nunmul
You: bang bang bang
JK: wow, fantastic baby
You: sorry sorry sorry sorry
JK: you got me like boom boom boom boom
You: niga nal wonhaneundaero bbiribbom bbaeribbom
JK: ringa linga ling, ringa linga ling
You: okie dokie yo~
JK: i'm very very good !
You: her !
JK: baby baby~
You: call me baby, c-call me baby
JK: ttak joha
You: and we go bam bam bam bi dam bi dam bi dam bam
JK: never ever ! ever gunna let you go !
You: SAIL SAIL SAIL GOTTA GOTTA GO GO GOTTA FIND THE EL DORADO EL DORADO DO
JK: NOW BLOW IT LIKE A FLUTE
You: I GOT THAT GOOD GOOD I GOT THAT GOT THAT GOOD GOOD
JK: why are we friends ?
You: so we can do things like this and not think we're weird.
JK: true
N A M J O O N
RM: m/n...
You: namjoon, i swear to god if you broke something else in my house..
RM: i didn't break anything ! and why would i be in your house ?
You: idk, you have a spare key. you can go whenever you want.
RM: true.
You: anyways, what did you need ? i'm always happy to help
RM: are you busy, first off
You: no, i'm just about to leave the grocery store
RM: oh, well then can you come over once you've put your groceries away ?
You: why ? what's wrong ?
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BTS Texts ! for male readers !
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