Lovesick BLOOPERS!!

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Author-Chan:
Ok so like, Pacifica you stand in front of the gates, Dipper you will run towards emmmm....Latin?

Laspin:
It's Laspin.

Author-Chan:
Ok whatever. 3...2...1 ACTION!!!

Dipper:
I'm here

Laspin:
Finally! You always keep me waiting! We were supposed to walk together to school, but no! You were so slow that I had to walk by myself! And I had to wait outside the gates for you, Dipper!

Dipper:
Loo-

Pacifica:
YO U CANT TALK TO MY SENPAI LIKE THAT!! FITE ME BOI!!!! LETSSSS GO BISSSHHHHHHHH!!!!

Laspin:
What the legitimate fu-

Author-Chan:
CUT! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

Pacifica:
I HAVE THE POWER OF FOOD AND ANIME BY MY SIDE!!
AND PEGGY!!!

Author-Chan:
ThE sChUyLeR sIsTeRs

Dipper:
Is this normal?

Author-Chan:
Whatever, let's go to scene emmm...idk let's just go to the part with info-Chan.

Pacifica:
Info-Chan is not here. She's busy trying to make out with one of the directors.

Info-Chan:
Ehhh? Noooooo......*puts director down*

Sum Director named Steve:
FREEEEEEEEEEEDDDDOOOOOOMMMMMM*crawls away*

Laspin:
Well, that just happened.

*Autumn and Alyss walk in*
Autumn and Alyss:
We came back from STARBUCKS!!!!

Laspin:
Did you get me a drink?

Alyss:
Yea. We got you a vanilla Frappuccino (is that how you spell it? I can't do stuff anymore)

Laspin:
Nice! Thanks!!

Autumn:
No problem.

Dipper:
Can I have water?

Pacifica:
Eh, I don't feel like drinking from Starbucks. I'm going to 85 degrees.

Info-Chan:
I'll go to.

Author-Chan:
No one is going anywhere!!!!
*throws a heavy water bottle at Pacifica.

Pacifica:
*catches water bottle like a bad ass*

Dipper:
*nosebleed*
THATS MEH GURRRRLLLLLL

Autumn, Alyss, and Laspin:
I thought I was.
*looks at each other and gives each other death stares*

Author-Chan:
*facepalm*

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