We are the Dark Children

Prank War 1 -Camping 1

This chaper may seem a bit sexist but i never intended it to be that way. You may have realised it says Prank War 1 Because i plan to make this a series.

Twins -16
Hermione -30

"Oh this is fucking ridiculous" Bellatrix moaned as she and her family trudged through the mud, following after Voldemort, who looked like he was having the time of his life wearing that Merlin-Damn sombrero hat, and Sirius, who was almost as happy as his father. The girls were a different story. Caeli was stomping behind everyone slowly whereas Bella and Hermione were walking in front of her but still quite a bit behind the boys.

"I agree. Dad! What's the point in kidnapping all of us away from work/School just to camp in GERMANY for a few days" Hermione whined.

Voldemort turned around with an exasperated sigh.

"Fun" He said simply and began hiking again.

"Where's blaise?" Hermione asked, suddenly realising her husband wasn't there.

"Home" Voldemort said. "This is FAMILY time"

"Dad. Even if you dont like it. My husband is a part of this family" Hermione rolled her eyes.

"May I ask why We have been brought along?" Narcissa yelled from behind Caeli, huffing and puffing. Draco and Lucius were besides Voldemort and Sirius,all quite happy too.

"FAMILY camping trip" Voldemort yelled over his shoulder.

"Well what about Andi?" Bellatrix glared At her husband.

"I'm *Huff* here Bella" Andromeda, Ted, Tonks, Lupin and 16 year old Teddy emerged from a hevily wooded area.

"REALLY!" Bellatrix yelled.

"YES" Voldemort replied cheekily.

After a few more minutes (It felt like HOURS) they arrived at the campsite. Bella and Hermione both threw their bags down and sat down in a huff, looking almost identical. Caeli then did the same and again looked almost identical to her mother and sister. Voldemort blinked, looking at each of them, as the rest of their family calmly placed their bags down and waited  for him to speak.

"Give me your wands" Was the first thing he said.

"Excuse me?" Bellatrix narrowed her eyes.

"No cheating." Voldemort said vaguely, his hand was outstretched.

"What will we be cheating on?" Hermione asked with a sigh, giving in and handing over her wand.

"Best campers Riddles vs Malfoys vs Tonks" Voldemort said with a grin.

"Wait there is well more Riddles and Tonks than Malfoys" Draco argued. It was true, The Riddles had Voldemort, Bella, Hermione, Sirius and Caeli whereas the Malfoys only had Lucius, Narcissa and Draco. Astoria and Scorpius refused to come. And Tonks family consisted of Andi, Ted, Nymphadora, Lupin and Teddy.

"Well blame Astoria and Scorpius" Voldemort snarled.

"How is that fair!" Lucius huffed.

"Yeah, Five vs Five vs Three" Remus pulled a face.

"I'll go home!" Bella yelled.

"SO WILL I" Andi raised her hand.

"Hey. 6 boys 6 girls." Caeli spoke with attitude." Mum,Mione,Aunt Cissy, Aunt Andi, Tonks and I vs Dad, Sirius,Lucius, Ted, Remus and Draco"