[1.1] Highly Antisocial ✓ | MARAUDERS INSTAGRAM AU

M.M ↣ 22/02/77

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marlene.m: I do what I want except for ride on a motorbike without a helmet because that's illegal apparently 🙄

tagged: why_so_sirius

why_so_sirius: Not bad for a first try although I'm never letting you ride my bike again 😎

emmy.vancelot: I HAVE A RED HARLEY-DAVIDSON THAT I REFURBISHED MYSELF OMG I LOVE MOTORBIKES SM 😱😱

why_so_sirius: @emmy.vancelot I KNOW RIGHT! My bike flies too, it's awesome

emmy.vancelot: ... what? 😕

j.prongs: @emmy.vancelot It's a joke, so fast that it almost flies but doesn't because that's not possible

emmy.vancelot: @j.prongs lol okay...

why_so_sirius: No, I meant it actually flies

mary.mac
MARLENE MCKINNON WHY WERE YOU ON SIRIUS'S MOTORBIKE

dork-ass
And who took the damn photo?

lily_evans
Yes we need answers! 😱

marlene.mckinnon
Damn, chill guys, we just went for a ride on his book, no biggie

dork-ass
It is a biggie, it is a very big biggie! 😂

marlene.mckinnon
It was sooo much fun, just the four of us

lily_evans
Four of us? 😕

marlene.mckinnon
Me, Sirius, Huffle and Puff

dork-ass
The fuck 😂

hestiajones11
Who tf are huffle and puff? Pets?

marlene.mckinnon
Nah, that's what we named my tits in the end

lily_evans
... excuse me?

ally.fortescue
Late to the chat but I have questions too! Are you two dating?

marlene.mckinnon
Nah, we're friends 🙄

dork-ass
Okay

marlene.mckinnon
Who have sex

lily_evans
*spits out tea*

dork-ass
Why are you surprised? It was so obvious, I saw it all along *sips tea calmly*

ally.fortescue
Not all of us can have Ravenclaw brains, Dorcas *can't make tea cos the gryffindors don't have a goddamn kettle*

mary.mac
Magic, Alice, use magic