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j.prongs
Hey Em

emmy.vancelot
Sup

emmy.vancelot
Long time no see you little bitch 😟

j.prongs
Well, summer's soon, we'll visit you for a bit, I swear

emmy.vancelot
Okay, that's good. So what can I do for you?

j.prongs
Well, I kind of wanted to ask a favour. Lily either hates me or likes me, but we don't know which

emmy.vancelot
And you want me to pretend to be a bunch of girls, flirt with you and see if she gets jealous? Done 👍

j.prongs
I was going to say ask Dorcas...

emmy.vancelot
No, Dorcas likes this thing, trust me, we discuss this a lot

emmy.vancelot
So my thing?

j.prongs
No!

emmy.vancelot
For one of my personalities, I think I might be Russian, like a Bond Lady and then a fun loving redheaded Irish women for another 😄😄

j.prongs
This is serious! Not a time for schemes, I just want to know

emmy.vancelot
But I've already created @sashaivanof1977

j.prongs
Sounds like a catfish porn blog!

emmy.vancelot
Um but it's not. I'll ask Dorcas but please let me do this? Working with cars is fun but we've been working on this awful Porsche for some prick for weeks, please let me have this one?

j.prongs
Fine, but only three fake identity! You picked Sasha, an Irish woman, you get one more so pick wisely!

emmy.vancelot
Oh I will. In the mean time, check my Instagram... your welcome 😄

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emmy.vancelot: What a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man 💪

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dork-ass: Couldn't agree more ❤️🔥

why_so_sirius: Eh, he's alright 😕

ilikecoffeemorethanpeople: Thought you weren't into men, hon

emmy.vancelot: @ilikecoffeemorethanpeople Fine, Princess... 'objectively speaking' what a man, what a man, what a man, what a mighty good man 🙄

ilikecoffeemorethanpeopleBetter, but I'm minusing points for virtual condescendingness

barry.burgman: Um what? 🤔

emmy.vancelot: @barry.burgamn Check dms

barry.burgman: Oh right, never mind! He is a fine man, what a beautiful creature, that jaw, those brows 😍🔥

emmy.vancelot: @barry.burgman Now you're overdoing it

burgman Now you're overdoing it

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j.prongs
That's not even me in the photo, it's your friend Barry!

emmy.vancelot
Who objectively speaking is hot 🔥🔥

emmy.vancelot
Like I said... you're welcome

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