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First Date ↣ 22/09/77

j.prongs
Hey, you already for our date today?

lily_evans
Yeah xx

j.prongs
Hey Lily

j.prongs
Do you remember when you said Jily would never happen?

lily_evans
.... yes 😑

j.prongs
And then it did?

lily_evans
Yes...

j.prongs
Well, hate to be that guy but I told you so

lily_evans
...

lily_evans
You're never going to let me forget that are you 😒

j.prongs
If we forgot, we'd lose all those great insults you came up with so I'm doing this for our benefit

lily_evans
True 😘

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j.prongs: Cheap date 🤑

tagged:  Nobody

lily_evans: Not as cheap as you 😏

j.prongs: @lily_evans How very dare you, I don't know WHAT you mean!

lily_evans: *cough* Filled his handbag with breadsticks and leftovers AND napkins *cough*

j.prongs: @lily_evans It's called a MANbag!

emmy.vancelot: That's not cheap, just common sense! 😓

dork-ass: Why? Manbags are all weird, hand bags are cute and there are so many colours and styles, it rocks

frank_lb: I have a handbag. I bought it myself and being one of the girls means I have NO SHAME ❤️

mary.mac: @frank_lb Frank, you have done it, your time with the girls has transcended you from the plain of fragile masculinity to a point where you can appreciate Quidditch and hair care, dick jokes and handbags. Gender roles mean nothing to you, you are simply Frank ❤️❤️

frank_lb: @mary.mac I am crying real tears, thank you

why_so_sirius: THAT'S NOT HOGSMEADE, LILY IF YOU LET PRONGS GET LOST OR HURT, I WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL!!!

why_so_sirius: But I'm chill, y'know ... but I will make you life a living hell 🙃

j.prongs: @why_so_sirius Relax, we snuck away from Hogsmeade out of the apparating zone and went to Edinburgh for a bit...

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lily_evans: Cool photo but can anybody help get him down? 🤔

tagged: j.prongs

why_so_sirius: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT LETTING HIM GET HURT! IF HE FALLS, I WILL COME FOR YOU!

j.prongs: @why_so_sirius Relax! I'm fine! 😌

why_so_sirius: @j.prongs Wait ... ARE YOU WRITING THIS ON TOP OF A PRECARIOUS POSITION?! STOP FOCUSING ON THIS AND START FOCUSING ON NOT DYING 😨😱😰

why_so_sirius: Sorry, sorry, I'm just a little stressed

remus.loopin: He gripped my arm so hard I now have little crescent moons on it

why_so_sirius: @remus.loopin Exactly, a LITTLE stressed 🙄

little.pete: @why_so_sirius and you ate the special pear i was saving for a special treat

why_so_sirius: @little.pete And it was vile, get a better treat for me to steal next time

little.pete: @why_so_sirius Sorry, will do 😯

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j.prongs: Dancing in the moonlight 🌙

tagged:  lily_evans

remus.loopin: *sunset

j.prongs: @remus.loopin It's a song, you don't need to correct me!

remus.loopin: I just don't want my friend embarrassing himself by incorrectly saying the times of day

why_so_sirius: Glad to see that you've got off that basketball hoop and Lily didn't let you get lost

lily_evans: @why_so_sirius Don't worry, we'll take good care of each other ❤️

why_so_sirius: @lily_evans I wish I could say I believed you but only time will tell

lily_evans: @why_so_sirius But I said I would! 🤔

why_so_sirius: @lily_evans Actions not words, Lil, my tests to you aren't done

lily_evans: @why_so_sirius This was a test? 😨

why_so_sirius: @lily_evans Oh Lil, they haven't even started...

dork-ass: WHO TOOK THE PHOTO?! I HAVE BEEN ASKING THIS FOR YEARS!

j.prongs: @dork-ass A levitation spell and a timer...

dork-ass: FINALLY!!

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Sorry for not updating yesterday, I was at a party and realised me and my friend's boyfriend have the exact same personality like, to the point where we researched the same conspiracy theories on the same day ... yet another conspiracy theory - E x