why_so_sirius
How the fuck are you so hot 🔥😏hattie-shacklebolt
God owed me a favour as I bailed him out so many times 😇hattie-shacklebolt
And I know. I mean, have you seen me?why_so_sirius
Yes, I have, hence why I slid into your DMshattie-shacklebolt
Slide the fuck back out before I burn you 🔥why_so_sirius
Metaphorically? 😂hattie-shacklebolt
No. With actual flames🔥why_so_sirius
I see what you're doing, trying to be all cool and tough but I am not going to be scared by somebody who I found on Snape's instagramhattie-shacklebolt
Believe me, that came at great personal cost. I pride myself on my image but the man takes good photos and a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta dohattie-shacklebolt
Anyway, shouldn't you be fucking off or something?why_so_sirius
Nohattie-shacklebolt
Why? I'm being rude and I haven't even properly started yetwhy_so_sirius
I dunno, like the attention?hattie-shacklebolt
Then why don't you visit a science lab, you'd get plenty of attention. I'm sure they'd love to meet the missing link 👍dork-ass
Sirius, how are things going with Hattie?why_so_sirius
Well, so far she's threatened me with fire, called me the missing link and been so vain it even surpasses mewhy_so_sirius
I never thought it was possible but ... guys, I think I might be in love 😱j.prongs
...j.prongs
WHAT?! 🙄•••
Hattie is fancasted as @airrozz who I've literally fallen in love with - E x
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[1.1] Highly Antisocial ✓ | MARAUDERS INSTAGRAM AU
FanfictionLet's face it, if the Marauders had Instagram Sirius would be the king, James and Lily would flirt in the comments and Peter would have no clue how to tag. Highly clichéd but clichés are there for a reason. 1975 ↣ 1978 [INSTAGRAM AU] [HIGHEST RANK...