j.prongs created a group chat with james.potter, why_so_sirius
j.prongs
Evening boys, I believe you know why you're herejames.potter
Actually I'm in Liverpool rn lolwhy_so_sirius
And I'm sitting next to you, giving you a judgemental eyebrow raise 😕j.prongs
Ffs we talked about this, I need your help with a plan! My game is adequate but it needs to be perfect for Lily. You two are both smooth, help??why_so_sirius
I am smooth, aren't I? We'll help of course 😎james.potter
Okay, I'll help too. So you told me before she posted a pic with cleavage in? You've gotta retaliatej.prongs
Slight problem, I don't have boobs?why_so_sirius
No questions! Master's at work! 🙄j.prongs
Not so much a question, more like a statement... I DON'T HAVE BOOBS NOR CLEAVAGE!james.potter
Fine, just post a hot photo, like shirtless or something? So she knows you're on the same page and who doesn't like abs lol 😂why_so_sirius
Hey Prongs, I've got one for youwhy_so_sirius
j.prongs
Fuck off 🖕james.potter
...yeah, maybe not thatwhy_so_sirius
But if they do date, she's gonna have to handle him at worst, might as well know what she's getting intoLiked by marlene.m, lily_evans and 199 others
j.prongs: Oh whoops, didn't see you there 😹
tagged: Nobody
dork-ass: Can I have your watch?
j.prongs: @dork-ass No
dork-ass: Oh. Okay.
emmy.vancelot: Didn't realise you were in shape, impressive abs 💪
j.prongs: @emmy.vancelot Why thank you
why_so_sirius: Hot. Not me hot, but hot nonetheless 🔥
j.prongs: @why_so_sirius Thank you...?
little.pete: this is hot, no homo
remus.loopin: @little.pete No homo? When did you become such a bro?
little.pete: @remus.loopin I've always been a bro... well, i read about it in a magazine and now i'm feeling the teen slang
remus.loopin: This is hot and girls don't have to say no homo, so neither will I 😘
j.prongs: @little.pete @remus.loopin Love you both ❤️
frank_lb: beautiful bby 😍
ally.fortescue: ^ Don't mind him, he's just practicing
j.prongs: @frank_lb Thanks Frank ❤️
lily_evans: Somebody barged in on you getting changed? How rude
j.prongs: @lily_evans I know right?
lily_evans: And they managed to get such a perfect photo of your abs too! Remarkable!
j.prongs: @lily_evans Stop complaining! 😂
lily_evans: I wasn't complaining!
j.prongs
That actually worked really well, nice work boysjames.potter
Now she knows what's under your shirt, you can begin phase two of the planwhy_so_sirius
Big romantic gesture to ask her out?james.potter
Yep 👍j.prongs
This is funj.prongs
Other James, why did we stop talking?james.potter
Because of that really creepy gif? 😂j.prongs
Well, we're all good nowj.prongs
james.potter
...james.potter left the group
why_so_sirius
Why would you send it again?! 🙄
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