[ a bunch of dysfunctional orphans™ ]
timbo: guys
timbo: hey guys
timbo: guys
timbo: hey
timbo: hey there
timbo: guys
timbo: hey
timbo: hey guys
stephbrown: what
timbo: i have something to ask you
stephbrown: at 3am?
timbo: yeah
timbo: guys
timbo: if your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then aren't your pants tucked into your shirt?
toddster: holy shit
damiwayne: groundbreaking.
stephbrown: did you really wake me up for this shit?
timbo: it was es
timbo: it was essential
timbo: (sorry. forgot how to spell essential so i had to split it up into two mes)
timbo: (messages)
dickiebird: as steph said, it's 3am
timbo: okay and?
timbo: it's not even that late/early. rookie hours for an insomniac like me
alfredpennyworth: If this is what it's like to be in the groupchat, I think I might throw my phone into a fire.
dickiebird: alfred's here!
dickiebird: don't do that, though
damiwayne: if we have to suffer, so do you, pennyworth
alfredpennyworth: I aren't paid enough to deal with you people
timbo: what the hell
timbo: he's exposing us
toddster: wtf
dickiebird: how dare you tell us the truth
dickiebird: :(
alfredpennyworth: Let me out of this chat. I'm begging you.
babsgordon: no
babsgordon: you can't escape us
babsgordon: you can leave
babsgordon: but we'll just add you back again
babsgordon: we're everywhere you go
babsgordon: when you close your eyes, you'll see us
babsgordon: you can't get rid of us.
timbo: not that you'd want to
casscain: oh my gOd
casscain: stfu
casscain: all of you!
casscain: i'm trying to SLEEP
casscain: i'll slap you all in the goddamn teeth
dickiebird: sorry, cass :((
casscain: you will be fucking sorry when i smother you with my giant tellytubby ass
casscain: now, let me sleep
alfredpennyworth: I just figured out how to mute the groupchat. God bless technology.
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batfamily groupchat
Fanfictionthe waynes are the most elite family in gotham city. news reporters adore them, villains hate them, and groupchats descend into chaos because of them.
