( this is part of what's kind of a collab with PlasticStarPaperMoon. while i will be writing text message chapters, they will be writing the next two chapters as actual ones that would be suitable for a genuine book! they're hilarious and i definitely recommend checking out other books on their account! )
[ a bunch of dysfunctional orphans™ ]
timbo: it's july 22nd
damiwayne: yeah? and?
timbo: "yeah? and?" what do you mean "yeah? and?" it's my favourite time of year. my favourite holiday of all time.
timbo: shark week!
damiwayne: for the last time, shark week isn't a holiday
timbo: have a jolly jolly shark week, and suck my fucking ass
toddster: watch your language or face the consequences, asshole :))
toddster: also, i love shark week
toddster: we should do something to celebrate, since you refuse to celebrate Death Day™ and 4/20
dickiebird: i don't get the big deal about shark week, but jason's right. we might as well celebrate it.
dickiebird: why don't we go to the beach?
timbo: YES
timbo: i don't like leaving the house but i will do anything to celebrate this momentous occasion, the 30th anniversary of shark week
dickiebird: ,, okay
dickiebird: we can go to the beach, have a barbecue, maybe have a lil campfire, all that jazz
dickiebird: it'll be fun
babsgordon: us? together in public? with fire?
babsgordon: you really haven't learnt your lesson from Avocado Man™, have you?
timbo: ,, she has a point
stephbrown: yeah, but that was funny as shit, i'd love to go through that chaos again
brucewayne: I refuse to go back to hospital because of your antics that involve fire.
brucewayne:
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