[ a bunch of dysfunctional orphans™ ]
toddster: okay
toddster: if we can't celebrate Death Day™, can we at least celebrate today?
timbo: oh, my god
dickiebird: really, jay?
damiwayne: ffs
casscain: s t o p
brucewayne: What's special about today?
stephbrown: why'd you have to ask?!
toddster: good question, mr wayne!
babsgordon: here we go...
toddster: today is a holiday treasured by many
toddster: a holiday that's untouchable, and is widely considered better than christmas
toddster: a holiday where no matter where you go, someone will probably be playing snoop dogg
toddster: a holiday which substitutes christmas meals & halloween candy with munchies
toddster: for today is 4/20
toddster: the most iconic holiday celebrated by our nation
toddster: god bless america!
damiwayne: permission to throw jason off a cliff?
brucewayne: Permission denied.
brucewayne: What's 4/20?
timbo: you just had to ask, didn't you?
timbo: you couldn't just accept that when jason says something, it's probably bullshit, and should definitely be ignored
brucewayne: Sorry?
timbo: no
timbo: it's too late now
timbo: you've already given jason permission to talk about 4/20
timbo: the most cringeworthy, overrated, mainstream 'holiday' there is
toddster: 4/20 isn't overrated!
toddster: name one holiday better than 4/20
timbo: shark week.
toddster: fuck.
toddster: you've got me, there.
brucewayne: Wait.
brucewayne: What's Shark Week?
timbo left the chat
dickiebird: can you all stop bringing up holidays that aren't actually holidays?
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Fanfictionthe waynes are the most elite family in gotham city. news reporters adore them, villains hate them, and groupchats descend into chaos because of them.
