batfamily groupchat

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[ a bunch of dysfunctional orphans™ ]

toddster: i stg

toddster: i'm honestly so done with your bullshit,, you have to stop bathing in pickle juice. i don't care if it feels good against your skin and i don't care if you like how you can drink it afterwards, it's fucking disgusting and i'm fed up on walking in on my roommate sitting in a bathtub full of pickle juice and eating pickles. i refuse to live like this. and you should too. the apartment fucking stinks and so do you. if you don't sort this shit out i'm going to have to shoot you. pickle juice isn't skincare!

toddster: i wish i was kidding but i'm not and i can't pay rent on my own so please don't make me kill you

timbo: what the fuck

stephbrown: ?!

dickiebird: i am confusion

babsgordon: explain??

casscain: bitch i ain't bathing in no pickle juice the fuck

damiwayne: todd, what the hell??

toddster: shit

toddster: that was meant for roy

toddster: but if any of you guys also bathe in pickle juice then stop

toddster: get some help

timbo: no one bathes in pickle juice

timbo: well, i hope no one does, anyway

timbo: damian might, he's weird

damiwayne: i don't bathe in fucking pickle water

toddster: watch your language, little foetus

damiwayne: back to the subject of jason's roommate sitting in tubs of pickle juice for fun and cleanliness........

toddster: he's gonna kill me if he finds out that i told you

toddster: so keep this to yourselves, yeah?

casscain: too late for that

casscain: just texted him about it

casscain: he told me to tell you that as revenge, he'll sell your sex tape to the creepy old lady next door

casscain: which leads to the question of WHAT THE FUCK

dickiebird: jason, no! never film it!

damiwayne: is anyone even surprised

timbo: that was some information that i never needed to know

toddster: nO

toddster: we don't actually have a sex tape

toddster: a while ago, we filmed a video for kori about how we were doing after she moved out and it was really cringy and weird because we jokingly joined a cult in it to show her that we needed her back in the apartment (she makes really good pancakes for breakfast) but it got a bit too... sacrificial, so we ended up not sending her it. roy kept the tape and he always threatens to show our weird neighbour it (we're pretty sure she's part of a cult too. we can sometimes hear her doing rituals through the walls and i once saw her carrying a dead frog back into her apartment)