Allysin 😈

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Mani Bear 🐻: Is it safe to apply bleach to your eyes?

China Jane: Um babe that's not normal or safe.

Ms. Grammar Queen: Why?

I'm still CamEEla: What has Dinah done now?

China Jane: Hey I didn't do anything!

Mani Bear 🐻: Allysus is gone

China Jane: ?

I'm still CamEEla: ?

Ms. Grammar Queen: FINALLY HAS ALLYSIN RISEN YET?!

Mani Bear 🐻: Worst. I was outside with you all and decided to grab something to eat ya know. Then I saw Will and Ally....doing inappropriate things.

Ms. Grammar Queen: Yes!!! Allysin has risen!

China Jane: Wait what?! Poor baby, imma grab some nutella from Lauren and ask Camila for a Disney movie or something childish for your well-being. Damn, when did I start using big words?

I'm still CamEEla: Omg my eyes need bleach just from reading this. Can I join?

Mani Bear 🐻: If you want. And Lauren, touch the nutella, your dead.

Ms. Grammar Queen: 1) you're* 2) No thanks I'm on a little diet for now.

China Jane: Ally, you better explain yourself.

Allysin 😈: uh, hi

Mani Bear 🐻: Don't uh hi me. Explain

Allysin 😈: well you know Will and I are together right??

Ms. Grammar Queen: Don't try to sugarcoat things, get the damn point.

Allysin 😈: Well you all were gone and Will and I were really horny and one thing lead to another......Mani I'm sorry I'll never do that to you again.

Mani Bear 🐻: Sorry is not enough

Allysin 😈: I'll take you to a Beyonce concert for you and Dinah!

Mani Bear 🐻: Forgiven, for now

China Jane: Omg thanks Allysin!

Allysin 😈: well I gtg

I'm still CamEEla: Uh oh

Ms. Grammar Queen: what now?

I'm still CamEEla: Will is outside and they're making out.....

China Jane: JESUS CHRIST WHERE'S THE DISNEY MOVIES??!

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