Mani Bear 🐻: Is it safe to apply bleach to your eyes?
China Jane: Um babe that's not normal or safe.
Ms. Grammar Queen: Why?
I'm still CamEEla: What has Dinah done now?
China Jane: Hey I didn't do anything!
Mani Bear 🐻: Allysus is gone
China Jane: ?
I'm still CamEEla: ?
Ms. Grammar Queen: FINALLY HAS ALLYSIN RISEN YET?!
Mani Bear 🐻: Worst. I was outside with you all and decided to grab something to eat ya know. Then I saw Will and Ally....doing inappropriate things.
Ms. Grammar Queen: Yes!!! Allysin has risen!
China Jane: Wait what?! Poor baby, imma grab some nutella from Lauren and ask Camila for a Disney movie or something childish for your well-being. Damn, when did I start using big words?
I'm still CamEEla: Omg my eyes need bleach just from reading this. Can I join?
Mani Bear 🐻: If you want. And Lauren, touch the nutella, your dead.
Ms. Grammar Queen: 1) you're* 2) No thanks I'm on a little diet for now.
China Jane: Ally, you better explain yourself.
Allysin 😈: uh, hi
Mani Bear 🐻: Don't uh hi me. Explain
Allysin 😈: well you know Will and I are together right??
Ms. Grammar Queen: Don't try to sugarcoat things, get the damn point.
Allysin 😈: Well you all were gone and Will and I were really horny and one thing lead to another......Mani I'm sorry I'll never do that to you again.
Mani Bear 🐻: Sorry is not enough
Allysin 😈: I'll take you to a Beyonce concert for you and Dinah!
Mani Bear 🐻: Forgiven, for now
China Jane: Omg thanks Allysin!
Allysin 😈: well I gtg
I'm still CamEEla: Uh oh
Ms. Grammar Queen: what now?
I'm still CamEEla: Will is outside and they're making out.....
China Jane: JESUS CHRIST WHERE'S THE DISNEY MOVIES??!
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Fanfiction⚠️WARNING: THIS IS A NONE CAMREN SHIPPING ZONE!!! Shawmila and Norminah are the main courses for dinner tonight (but all shippers are welcomed nontheless). ________ just ot5. enjoy the ride to cringe. Highest rankings: #1 in Caminah ...