I wasn't THAT drunk🍷🍷🍷

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(Text conversation between Caminah)

Camila: Come on, Dinah. I wasn't that drunk last night.

Dinah: You were literally flirting with Shawn.

Camila: So what? He's my boyfriend. 

Dinah: You asked him if he was single.

Camila: ........

Dinah: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.

Camila [thinks to herself]: I'm so fucking dumb.

Dinah [also thinks to herself]: yay! I'm   finally not the only dumb person here!!!

Camila: *points at herself* at least this woman knows her priorities.

Dinah: 🙄👏🏼 congratulations. you want a biscuit?

Camila: yes please! 🙋♀

Dinah: then go buy one yourself! I ain't made of cash. If I can't afford a bag of Hot Cheetos right now that means you can't afford a biscuit. Understood?

Camila: yes Cheechee 😞

Sorry this was kinda short but I wanna say that I just got this idea from incorrect-camren on Tumblr so and converted it into Shawmila and added some extra stuff...so yeah.

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