Lauser 🙄🖕🏻: hey guys
Dinah 💞: what do you want now?
Lauser 🙄🖕🏻 [ignores her]: hey guys
Dinah 💞 [in annoyed voice]: why hello there, you fellow human creature, thing
Ally ♥: hi!
Lauser 🙄🖕🏻: at least Ally's nice today
Ally ♥: but I'm nice everyday idk what you're tryin to say
Lauser 🙄🖕🏻: remember last week?
Lauser 🙄🖕🏻: YOU DIDN'T BUY MY NUTELLA!!!
Lauser 🙄🖕🏻: I. Must. Have. My. NUTELLA!!!
Ally ♥: you should know that I'm poor!
Dinah 💞: same. epic treats us like shit.
Lauser 🙄🖕🏻: well i'm just a girl who can only afford the bus!
Dinah 💞: are you that blind that you don't realize the rides that we receive nowadays?
Lauser 🙄🖕🏻: .........
Lauser 🙄🖕🏻: ¿No me oíste? ¡Solo puedo pagar el autobús!
Dinah 💞: no el speak español! English NOW!
Ally ♥: she's basically still talking about not being able to afford the bus
Dinah 💞: 🤦♀
Dinah 💞: and I thought I was the dumb one
Lauser 🙄🖕🏻: changing subjects. I still want my Nutella!
Dinah 💞 has removed Lauser 🙄🖕🏻 from the group chat
Dinah 💞: this is like the a millionth time we've removed someone
Dinah 💞: and it feels good
Ally ♥: sometimes I feel like my only purpose with you girls is to babysit you assholes.
Ally ♥: grow the fuck up!
Dinah 💞: *gasps*
Dinah 💞: it isn't even nighttime yet
Ally ♥: anyways, where Mani and Camila?
Dinah 💞: Cheechee is arguing with Normani on why she shouldn't be on the face of this planet.
Ally ♥: and you're not gonna say anything to her?
Dinah 💞: nah
Dinah 💞: Mani is doing the same thing to Cheechee
Ally ♥: Heaven is gonna have plenty of room for me because all of you people are gonna end up in hell.
Dinah 💞: oh why thank you
Ally ♥: Oh. My. God......
Dinah 💞: you look good today, yeah. Oh my God
Ally ♥ [grabs Bible and started beating Dinah with it]: may have Holy Spirit be with you one day, child.
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Fanfiction⚠️WARNING: THIS IS A NONE CAMREN SHIPPING ZONE!!! Shawmila and Norminah are the main courses for dinner tonight (but all shippers are welcomed nontheless). ________ just ot5. enjoy the ride to cringe. Highest rankings: #1 in Caminah ...
