Daddy Jane 💦: Hey guys
NorMami 👅: heyy 💍
Allysin 😬🖕🏼: what's the 💍 for?
NorMami 👅: just wanted to put that there
Daddy Jane 💦: .....are you sure about that?
NorMami 👅: I don't think that we're ready anything. Are you thinking otherwise?
Daddy Jane 💦: just clarifying
Walz 🐨: guys go away! I'm trying to have a movie date with Shawn
Allysin 😬🖕🏼: aww
Daddy Jane 💦: if you don't like it, turn off notifications
NorMami 👅: yeah
Walz 🐨: kk I'll just leave for now. Add me later pls 👋🏻
Walz 🐨 has left the chat
Allysin 😬🖕🏼: I'll add her later
Daddy Jane 💦: anyways, where's Lauren?
NorMami 👅: idk
Allysin 😬🖕🏼: ........
Norminah 🤛🏼🤜🏾: Ally.....do you happen to know something?
Allysin 😬🖕🏼: pfff what? *Points to herself* me?
Norminah 🤛🏼🤜🏾: No, the wall that's behind you. Of course you!
Allysin 😬🖕🏼: Wellumlaurentoldmenottotellanyonebutsheswithaguyonadate!
NorMami 👅: Dinah is easier to understand than that!
Daddy Jane 💦: hey!
NorMami 👅: Say what you already said but in English please
Allysin 😬🖕🏼: well um, Lauren said that she's going out on some date with some guy and I'm not allowed to tell anyone. Yet here I am....
Daddy Jane 💦: *grabs nearest bat* Oh hell no! Who's that ‘some guy’?
Allysin 😬🖕🏼: guys, it's Ty
NorMami 👅: Ty? As in our Ty? Like Work From Home, holding a sledgehammer Ty?
Allysin 😬🖕🏼: unless you want it to be another Ty, yes it's our Ty.
NorMami 👅: oh okay! We can move on with life again.
Daddy Jane 💦: you guys remember Camren right?
Allysin 😬🖕🏼: I remember Camila and Lauren's hatred for it.
NorMami 👅: same
Daddy Jane 💦: well I kinda wrote some fanfictions about them before their ship died.
Normally 👩🏾👩🏻: uh oh.....
Daddy Jane 💦: don't get me wrong, I respect them and their new men completely.
Daddy Jane 💦: But I wrote Yellow, Blue, and Green....and maybe another.....pls don't kill me
NorMami 👅: oh honey I won't kill you, Lauren and Camila will though!
Allysin 😬🖕🏼: what fuck were you thinking?!
Daddy Jane 💦: I WAS A DELUSIONAL SHIPPER!! HINT HINT WAS!!!
Allysin 😬🖕🏼: We are so not adding Mila and Lolo back into this group chat. For Dinah's sake of course. If it was up to me, I would tell me. But I actually have some feelings of love for you.
NorMami 👅: God forbids the other girls found out....might as well start wearing that veil from ‘Angel’ starting now.
Daddy Jane 💦: I DIDN'T MEAN IT!
Allysin 😬🖕🏼: I know you didn't mean it though. I know you didn't mean it though.
NorMami 👅: I know, when you look at me in the eye it doesn't seem as bright no more, no more.
Daddy Jane 💦[looks annoyed]: *slaps face* look what you made me do IKWYDLS!
Just made this up on the spot so idk what this looks or sounds like. Hope you enjoy anyways ☺️👋🏼♥️
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Fanfiction⚠️WARNING: THIS IS A NONE CAMREN SHIPPING ZONE!!! Shawmila and Norminah are the main courses for dinner tonight (but all shippers are welcomed nontheless). ________ just ot5. enjoy the ride to cringe. Highest rankings: #1 in Caminah ...
