Sasuke & Sakura : Nightlights

🔼 Bromance 🔽

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Published on: 04.17.18

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"Why do I ever bother with you two?" Sakura swears into the stinking air.

"Now look what you did, bastard. You've upset Sakura-chan."

"She's not upset-"

"I kind of am."

"- and you're the one who started it."

"Ha! As if you were an innocent bystander."

"At least I am not stupid."

"Oh, you're stupid alright."

"Is anyone about to tell me how this even happened?"

"I am done saving your idiotic, featherbrained ass."

"Hello?"

"You're done saving my ass? As if!"

"Next time, I am not going to stop Sakura from strangling you."

"Now, hold on a second-"

"And I'll tell her about your 'secret' secret."

Naruto goes pale.

"What secret? ...Guys?"

"You're just lucky I haven't killed you myself."

"Not that you could kill me - but we settled that issue long ago, right?"

"Boys, I am starting to get pissed off," Sakura thinks it important to point out.

"Well, I say I let you have it."

"You wouldn't betray me like that."

"She's my girlfriend."

"And I'm your best friend."

"..."

"Right?"

"..."

"Right? Sasuke?"

"In case you idiots are missing it, there's a dead body on the floor."

"No thanks to this usuratonkachi."

"Me? How am I responsible!?"

"You ate the guy's food! Right in the middle of a watch and report detail!" Sasuke reminds, exasperated beyond belief.

"Hey, I was hungry! Very! And he shouldn't have kept it by an open window."

"How in the world did you become assassins?"

"Noble assassins," Naruto corrects. "And if there is anyone to be questioned here, its Sasuke. Ask him what he was doing when you were bathing. Go on, Sa - stop smirking, asshole. I am not talking about yesterday. You both need to reduce your volume, by the way. I can fucking hear you two as if I were in there with you." He shivers. "That's more of your sex life than I ever wanted to know."

Sakura swears under her breath while Sasuke stubbornly crosses his arms. He looks down at the corpse.

"We should figure out what to do with him.. her?"

At that, the other two members of Team 7 look down as well.

"Which is it, anyway?" wonders Sakura.

"Well, there's one sure fire way to find out," quips Naruto, looking meaningfully to her.

"What? No way! I am not going to look. Sasuke?"