my random trash bin.

short stories.

well i wanted to do this. these are some of the conversations i had, me being julia.

uncle: are those the only shoes you have?
julia: uh, yes?
uncle: need some converse?
julia: what about shoes that can, boot?
uncle: boot? what about high top converse?
julia: what about, converse that boot?? like knee high converse?
uncle: uh, i don't know...
julia: or half knee high converse?

brother (call him leo): what about half knee high thicc socks?
julia: *looks down at socks* i have half knee high socks, but not thicc... how thicc? like how many c's?
leo: five.
julia: wow, i don't have socks that thicc i need some of those!

short story #2:

leo: *uses hand sheld hair from rain*
julia: leo, do you gel your hair?
leo: no, why would i gel my hair.
julia: oh, cuz all my friend think you do.
leo: i wax my hair, *removes hand from head* it stays in, in the rain.
julia:.......

short story #3

julia: *glances over at friend*
gay friend(say Oliver(your welcome)): $2
classmate: *holding battery* $1

oliver: $1.80
classmate: $1.20
oliver: 1.40
classmate: 1.25

oliver: 1:45 that's it!
classmate: alright.
julia: *takes battery* 
classmate: lick it!
julia: *didn't  hear him* what?
classmate: lick it! it doesn't have battery acid coming out of it.
julia: *shows classmate crusted battery acid on side of battery*
classmate: oh. 
julia: hey oliver, you want the battery it's rainbow!
oliver: *eyes widen*
julia: *t0ss*
classmate: that battery has been in a old remote for 17 years!
oliver: *throws to classmate*
battery: help me

short story #4

julia: oh wow there's a library here! we should go sometime!

rain: *rains harder*
julia: when it's not raining...
uncle: do you have a library card?
julia: how do i get library card.
uncle: you run instead of walk.
leo: you might even be able to jog.
julia: how about slide? can i slide to the library?

short story #5

julia: *gets to school, finds one friend, stays with one friend. other friend approaches*
car company(friend 1): do you know where flower is! omg i can't belive she did that!
melanie martinez (friend 2): i know right! she looks like Dora now!
*rest of army of friends come up*
julia: *confused* what happened? 
random friend: flower has bangs! she sent it on the group chat!
julia: *looks at non-existent phone* no wonder. 
*friend group waits*
julia: flower is here! 
*INCOHERENT SCREAMING INCLUDING DORA MANY TIMES*
flower: my mom told me if someone said i looked like Dora to say they're a raciest bastard because she think it's because i look Mexican! *is asian*

short story #6

human: blah blah blah literature blah blah 
julia: *APEARS* hOi!
human: *scared*

short story #7

*drives by auto shop*

uncle: you gonna buy that Volkswagen??
julia: YES!!!!!!!!!
uncle: you got 4000?
julia:................
uncle: you could buy a new car with that money instead of one that brakes down all the time.
julia: *single tear*

well that concludes these short stories, sorry i don't have more! i thought these were funny moments and didn't want to forget them so i wrote them down. and yes most of them happened today! also i have a lot of inside jokes from the play i'm in. but i can't share them until it's over, which will be Sunday! so be ready! whelp, baa my little shetpei's!~