Nct dream ~ crappy ~ text fic

Mornin suckers

Smize: god DAMN IT HAECHAN!

Regina: *looks around shocked*

Smize: dont even! Stop it with ur text acting

Regina: I'm offended

Smize: and I.DON'T.CARE

Muffin: I love how u still put an apostrophe in the don't

Smize: I am still grammered

J: jks on u he's just dressed to impress

Dolphin: dress?

J: I'm using a it as a metaphor

Dolphin: metaphor?

J: I give up!!!!!

Dolphin: ok

Gretchen: MORNING SUCKERZZZ

dad: aloha

Regina: swadeekhap

Dad: annyeong?

Regina: bonjor

Smize: stop it

J: yeh we get

J: your smart

Dad: I'm not smart?

Gretchen: oh shut up mark

Muffin: I suddenly really want to punch him in his face

Regina: not the face, leave that but everywhere else except lower region, you have my blessing

Dad: what are you? my wife?

J: only in his dreams

Dad: ?

Regina: OMFGSKANDB SHUT UP JISUNG OMFG

smize: teeheeheehee

Gretchen: it's what friends do ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ

J: I smell something burning

Smize: ?

J: yep that's definitely something burning

Regina: what do you mean?

Regina: where are you?

J:....

J: oh shiz...

J: ..in your living room

Regina: oh....oh

Regina: OH!

Regina: adios

J: HAHAAHAHAHHH OMFG

Gretchen: what?

J: he just ran past me at full speed

J: Naruto gliding across the room with his socks on

Dolphin: and

J: it was hilarious istg

J: he bangs into the walls and nearly falls over but like Ninja turns and glides to the kitchen

J: all you hear was like "shitshitsthitgaufksb" coming from the kitchen.

Smize: I'm outside the door do you mind unlocking it for me

Smize:....I hear beeps

J: yeh..the fire alarm went off

Muffin: at you OK?!

J: yeh Haechan yelling profanities

Regina: PrOFaNiTiEs~

Dad: how are you even on your phone?!

Regina: jeno kicked me out of the kitchen

J: he's sitting sulking in the couch next to me

Muffin: what did you burn?

J: he was baking a cake for a CERTAIN SOMEONE and was going to PROFESS HIS LOVE or something but I could be wrong

Dolphin:....

Dad: who?

Regina: omactuallyfg Jisung shut up now or I'll kill you

J: I would say try me but your right next to me so

J: i won't

J:🤐

Regina: good

Dad: wat?

Regina: NOTHING

smize: done, but the cakes gone

Regina: WHAHGHGGGEUIWBFKhajvjajvHfajGhs

J: oop she ded

Dad: I'm confused

Dolphin: as always

Dad: ....

J: BANG FIRE BOOM BURNT BOIII

dolphin: 🤛🏻

J: 🤜🏻

Gretchen: that was cool

J: we know

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Idek what I'm doing
No one reads this coz it sucks but hey, I read so that's my purpose of my account 🤙🏻