i. NOT A 50 YEAR OLD MAN

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TAMPONS!
( chapter one )










UNKNOWN
hey, could you pick me up some tampons please?

ME
sorry, i would but my sister ran out

UNKNOWN
so im guessing you aren't my mom?

ME
no, no im not

UNKNOWN
well shit

UNKNOWN
first off, im sorry

UNKNOWN
my mom just got a new phone and she must've given me the wrong number, im sorry

ME
first off, it's okay don't stress

ME
second, IM sorry, your uh, week must suck even more rn

UNKNOWN
hm, yeah, you think?

UNKNOWN
ugh im sorry, its just, you know

ME
yep got it

UNKNOWN
so uh, what now, exactly?

ME
idk

UNKNOWN
helpful

ME
ik 😤😤

UNKNOWN
oh wait i should've done this before

ME
and that is ?

UNKNOWN
what's your name? and are you a 50 year old man that wants nudes or nah?

ME
uh im most definitely not a 50 year old man that wants nudes

UNKNOWN
thank the lord

UNKNOWN
name?

ME
hm yeah but how do i know that YOU aren't a 50 year old man that wants nudes?

UNKNOWN
i literally asked you for tampons, how could i be a man

ME
fair point

ME
name?

UNKNOWN
i asked you first

ME
oh right

ME
it's garrett

UNKNOWN
holy shit wait are you garrett watts?

ME
i wish, but no

UNKNOWN
darn

UNKNOWN
im angelina

UNKNOWN changed UNKNOWN'S name to
GARRETT ☀️

GARRETT changed UNKNOWN'S name to ANGELINA 💫

ANGELINA 💫
so now that that's settled, what's poppin?

GARRETT ☀️
nothing much really

GARRETT ☀️
just schoolwork

ANGELINA 💫
omg thank you that reminds me i need to do my math hw

GARRETT ☀️
oh okay

GARRETT ☀️
you do that

ANGELINA 💫
you do your work too

GARRETT ☀️
don't worry, i will

ANGELINA 💫
good

ANGELINA 💫
bye garrett

GARRETT ☀️
bye, angelina

GARRETT ☀️
oh, and angelina?

ANGELINA 💫
yeah?

GARRETT ☀️
don't forget to actually ask your mom for tampons

ANGELINA 💫
oh my god yes thank you

GARRETT ☀️
no prob

ANGELINA 💫
now leave me alone you creep!1!1!1!

GARRETT ☀️
don't mind if i do 😤😤
SEEN






















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KATIE SPEAKS!
if garrett watts texted me i would die

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