TAMPONS!
( chapter four )
ANGELINA 💫
have you ever wondered what noise a shrimp makes
GARRETT ☀️
i really don't like you at all
ANGELINA 💫
do think it's like a fish noise
GARRETT ☀️
im starting to consider blocking you
ANGELINA 💫
or like an "ah don't eat me" noise
GARRETT ☀️
just google it
ANGELINA 💫
okay
ANGELINA 💫
so it says it makes a noise by snapping its claws
ANGELINA 💫
and that it makes sonic boom that reaches 210 decibels
GARRETT ☀️
woah
ANGELINA 💫
yeah i still think it makes an
"ah don't eat me" noise
GARRETT ☀️
you're literally the dumbest human being i have ever met
ANGELINA 💫
that means a lot coming from you because YOU'RE the dumbest human being ive ever met
GARRETT ☀️
why are we even friends
ANGELINA 💫
since when did we become friends??
GARRETT ☀️
idk
ANGELINA 💫
because i don't recall signing the contract to our friendship
GARRETT ☀️
yeah me neither
GARRETT ☀️
maybe because it's not a real thing??
ANGELINA 💫
or the oath. we never took the friendship oath
GARRETT ☀️
im so confused on so many levels
ANGELINA 💫
we're gonna take the oath because you can't physically sign the contract but you will when we meet
GARRETT ☀️
what
ANGELINA 💫
okay repeat after me
GARRETT ☀️
uh okay
ANGELINA 💫
i, sing your name, promise to fulfill the duties of a bella woman and i solemnly swear to never have sexual relations with a treblemaker, or may my vocal chords be ripped out by wolves
ANGELINA 💫
wait wrong oath
ANGELINA 💫
i, state your name
GARRETT ☀️
i, garrett
ANGELINA 💫
promise to never tell a lie, or keep secrets
GARRETT ☀️
already broke that one
MESSAGE ERASED
GARRETT ☀️
promise to never tell a lie or keep secrets
ANGELINA 💫
or i will allow the other to release a wild alligator on me.
GARRETT ☀️
or i will allow the other to release a wild alligator on me.
GARRETT ☀️
what did i get myself into
ANGELINA 💫
a beautiful friendship that's what
GARRETT ☀️
you read my mind
ANGELINA 💫
well i am quite known for that
GARRETT ☀️
you know what im not even going to ask
ANGELINA 💫
that's probably a good idea
GARRETT ☀️
shoot i gotta go to set now talk later okay?
ANGELINA 💫
okay
ANGELINA 💫
you know you coulda just said theatre lmao mr fancy pants
GARRETT ☀️
right yeah but i gotta go bye
ANGELINA 💫
see ya buckaroo
SEEN
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KATIE SPEAKS!
im sorry but pitch perfect is my fave and i instantly thought of it when writing this sorry not sorry
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✓ | tampons ( GATEN MATARAZZO. )
Fanfictionin which a girl just needs some tampons, and ends up meeting a boy in disguise. ( published 2018 ) ( plot by sovthside ) ( gaten matarazzo x fem!oc ) ( best gaten matarazzo fic 2019 ) ( status : completed )
