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"Babe, please!"


"Stop calling me babe!"


"I need something to call you as a substitute for your name."


"Call me fucking margarita, but not some cliché shitty name!


"Margarita, seriously?"


"What do you want Jake?"


"How do I impress her?"


"With that shit looking face, I don't think you will ever be able to impress her."


"Come on, dude! I am really in need of some girl help here!"


"I have no experience in such things."


"Wait, you never had a boyfriend?!"


"I have had my share of boyfriends, but that doesn't mean I am expert at this."


"Are you a virgin?"


"At this point, you are never going to have a girlfriend for more than two seconds."


*Beep* *Beep*


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#KeepLaughing.

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