I'm Livin' With Kamisama Kiss?!

Fang, you stalker!!

I ran to my next class, math. I was happy to go there because the seats near me were taken!!!! Thank you desk god!! I actually like you in some classes! So when I got there, Fang introduced himself in a big, idiotic, and stupid way, oh did I forget to mention that it was also shocking and really really... what's the word? Oh! Obnoxious!

"Hello everyone!" He winks at me but every girl thought it was for them. So they squealed, so much, I almost became death. "My name is Fang, I'm available!" They squealed even louder, and that was the day I became death.

"You may pull up a chair to any desk, because we do not have any more desks." My eyes widened. And I prayed to The Lord once again. Oh my gosh!! ICarly!! OFF TOPIC!

Lord!! Please let him not sit next to me!!! Please!!! I'll do any- and that's when he sat next to me. Thanks! Note the sarcasm Lord!!

"So what's up with your mad face?" He asked.

"It's because your here! Ugh!"

"Now class, let's solve this very simple equation. Emily, would you solve this?"

"Yes, Mrs. Crandall." I walked up and finished it in three seconds.

"Thank you, you may go back now." I nodded and sat down. This time, the teacher could see me so I couldn't go to sleep. And every single girl in the class kept giving me death glares and I felt all their staring, it was freakin' freaky!

Beep!

"Thank you Lord, it's PE! I love PE!!" I went to my locker ad got my gym clothes because at my school, we don't let anyone use the gym lockers. Anyway, when I closed my locker, Fang was in my way.

"Holy tacos!" I bumped into Fang and it was this morning all over again.

"Quit following me!!"

"I can't, I need to watch you."

"Wow, stalker much? Why don't you play stalker with your fangirls?"

"Because their more annoying than you." I picked up my gym clothes and ran.

"Stop running so fast!!"

"No!!" I spotted Cameron going to gym class.

"Menos!!! Ayuda me!!" Translation: Menos!!! Help me!!

"Okay!!" I grabbed his hand and we ran to the gym. No one could catch us. Thank you, Menos!

Once we went to gym, I sat with my friends at the corner of the gym.

"Hey guys!! Guess what? I have a boyfriend!"

"What?!!?!?!" Everyone asked, stunned.

"Yeah!! He has golden eyes and he's really cute!!! Oh here he comes!!" Fang tried to catch up and he did, he found me and sat next to me.

"Everyone, this is Fang! He's my boyfriend." Everyone had their eyes wide open, even some girls heard what I said and started to cry!!

"Um, Emi? Can I talk to you!?"

"Sure!" Fang pulled my hand and dragged me out into the hall. "What the hell?!! Why would you call me your boyfriend?!?!?!" He asked.

"Because I'm pulling a prank on my friends! I want to get a bunch of pranks on them before I die!" He sighed then pulled me back into the gym.

Fang's POV

I pulled Emi into the gym looking cool.

Well, at least I can pretend to date her. I mean, because she is cute and fun to be around. So yeah... I just hope that I won't have to kill her, Jasmine already tried by burning the drama department, but that didn't kill her... No! I can't like her!!! She's my enemy!!