2 weeks later...
Baby Channie is calling...
Answer | Decline
"Yes baby channie?"
"I love you"
"Hoy gago madaya! Biglang ganon!"
"Hahaha! Ikaw kasi eh, tinawag mo kong baby channie"
"Cute kaya!"
"Ulol, kadiri kaya"
"Edi wag! Bwisit ka"
"Bakit di mo sineseen mga chats ko?"
"Naputulan kaming wifi! Tapos nawawala pa charger ko nung isang araw"
"Tsk tsk"
"Hehehe sorry na, nasagot ko naman tawag mo ngayon eh"
"Ayos ka lang ba?"
"Oo naman!"
"Kumain ka na ba ng lunch?"
"Opo itay"
"Itay ka jan, daddy nalang hehe"
"LEE CHAN!"
"HAHAHAHA joke lang kasi"
"Your baby can be your daddy too
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"Peste ka! Mandiri ka nga lee chan! Bata ka pa!"
"Hahahaha! Cute mo talaga asarin"
"Syempre, dyosa eh"
"Humangin ata"
"Edi wow"
"Mahal ko ikaw"
"Weh? Uwi!"
"Teka, papunta na jan"
"Eh?"
"Slow mo, nandyan kasi yung tahanan ko. Nandyan yung future wife ko eh"
"Ang landi mo chan! Kainis ka!"
"Sayo lang naman baby ely"
"Gago"
"Kilig ka lang hahaha!"
"Oo na! Peste ka!"
"Teka chan, may tumatawag sakin"
"Sige"
"I love you chan!"
"Pu—"
Call ended
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