Macao Conbolt: how to remove bad odor from socks
Natsu Dragneel: burn it
Natsu Dragneel: no socks, no odor. Thank me later o~o
Macao Conbolt: what detergent to use on smelly socks
Gray Fullbuster: wtf?
Lucy Heartfilia III: I think he thinks this is google or something..
Romeo Conbolt: Oh my god dad!! This is the group chat!!
Macao Conbolt: wat
Romeo Conbolt: this is FACEBOOK. You're chatting in the GROUP CHAT.
Macao Conbolt: wat
Macao Conbolt: wattpad.com
Lucy Heartfilia III: oooooh! Wattpad! Nice taste! I post my novels there sometimes
Natsu Dragneel: the one w/ that dumb Matsu dude?
Lucy Heartfilia III: For the last time, HE IS NOT DUMB! HE IS ROMANTIC AND CUTE AND I LOVE HIM--
Romeo Conbolt: dad THIS IS NOT WATTPAD!!
Romeo Conbolt: hold on im gonna go there and teach you.
Macao Conbolt: smut story
Lucy Heartfilia III: Omg
Lucy Heartfilia III: Did he just search that on wattpad
Lucy Heartfilia III: omg
Macao Conbolt: wattpad not working how to fix
Natsu Dragneel: Place your phone on the ground then take off your shirt
Natsu Dragneel: tHen raise your hands up high. Lastly, start twerking. A blue magic circle should appear to fix your phone.
Natsu Dragneel: aLSO, DON'T STOP UNLESS THE MAGIC CIRCLE APPEARS OR ELSE YOU'LL BURNNNNNNN TO DEATH!! 😈
Lucy Heartfilia III: gosh I cant unimagine that-- He's not falling for that tho lololol.
Macao Conbolt: ok thanks google
Lucy Heartfilia III: OH MY GOD
Natsu Dragneel: BEAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABZBBABAHAHAHAHHAHAHZJAHAJJAAVSHSKAHAJAHAHAJAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHZHZZJSHAJAHHAHA
Lucy Heartfilia III: yOU PSYCHO ROMEO'S GONNA BE THERE IN A FEW MINUTES
Lucy Heartfilia III: HE'LL BE TRAUMATIZED FOR LIFE!!!!
Natsu Dragneel: i... did not think this through..
Lucy Heartfilia III: you never do, Matsu. You never do.
Natsu Dragneel: Matsu?
Lucy Heartfilia III: Natsu* hehe
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Fairytail On Facebook! (Fb/Messenger)
FanfictionEver wonder what the Fairytail characters do in social media when they're not on missions? Then this story is for you! Just for laughs ☆
