Natsu: Luce.
Lucy: what.
Natsu: I need ur help.
Lucy: with..?
Natsu: I think
Natsu: I might be crazy..
Lucy: u get that just now? Of course u are u like partially wrecked the town 5 times.
Lucy: this month.
Natsu: No.. I mean, crazy like crazy. Like a psycho.
Lucy: do u even know what that is? Natsu ur dumb but you're no psycho
Natsu: dun tell anyone but
Natsu: I can hear voices...
Natsu: in my head..
Lucy: omg I've seen dis in movies-- r u srs?
Lucy: what do they tell you?
Natsu: a lot of stuff..
Natsu: like he tells me Gray is dumb and ugly and ewwy
Natsu: and he also tells me you r cute
Natsu: and that Erza is fat
Natsu: and a lot of stuff that rlly dont make sense like
Natsu: is cheese milk or is milk cheese?
Lucy: Natsu..
Lucy: I think know what it is.
Natsu: rlly?! tEll miiiiiiii
Lucy: but before I tell you
Lucy: tell me more about what it said about me ~^~
Natsu: whut r u like a psychiatron now?
Natsu: fine
Lucy: not exactly a psychiatron but close enough
Lucy: nOW SPILL IT
Natsu: jeez calm ur tits woman
Natsu: he rlly talks abt u a lot tbh
Natsu: like he says u rlly smell nice
Natsu: and that he wants me to come closer to u
Natsu: and he says he likes u
Natsu: and that ur smile is prety
Natsu: and that he rlly wants u
Natsu: stuff like that idk
Lucy: >///< ok you've said enough..
Natsu: so. Am i crazy? Whut dos the voices mean
Lucy: they're your thoughts, Natsu. ^-^
Lucy: you're not crazy ^-^
Natsu: my what
Natsu: my toots
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FanfictionEver wonder what the Fairytail characters do in social media when they're not on missions? Then this story is for you! Just for laughs ☆
